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Bum Conkers

I’ve got really, really itchy bum conkers!
by Negative Bishop Revmond December 27, 2018
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cocker spaniel

The act in which a pantsless male crawls around on all fours with his junk tucked between his legs and protruding out the other side in imitation of a non-neutered dog. Usually used for comedic purposes.
I really wish I hadn't ever seen you doing the cocker spaniel.
by uh da cheat October 28, 2004
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chooker

someone who is all coked out and over- motivated to do nothing
that chooker took the interior out of the car and put it back in, in half an hour
by achookermyself May 13, 2005
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Choker

To fail miserably at in situations of great importance. To bomb terribly on a main stage under extreme pressure.
Marco Rubio was a real choker last night at the debate when confronted by Donald Trump.
by Big daddy fat sacks 37 August 25, 2016
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Baby Daddy Cockeral

Another name for a cockeral that has just became a daddy cockeral but not long ago was a baby cockeral

dont confuse this with any other animals
Baby daddy Cockeral this cockeral was born now it is a daddy cockeral
by Hyperkiller March 3, 2009
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choker

synonym for a cigarette. must be used in conjunction with the word strangler.
"hey slim, you going to strangle back a choker? i'll join you
by jacques macmegalodon December 28, 2005
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Ellie Cooke

Ellie is a very sexy, pretty, cool, wanted, hot, envied, beautiful girl. All the girls want to be her, and all the guys want to see her.
All her friends are beautiful people, because she's only friends with people who look the part.

She is very loving, and lovable, and sweet and clever, and she is very generous too - she gives to different charities each week, and she even runs her own charity called World Peace.

World Peace is a charity working for world peace. If you wish to join this charity (its completely free!), you must say the quote below to everyone you meet.
by Anon January 9, 2005
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