Cone of Friends

An unconventional, humorous way of referring to one's social network, representing the various trajectories of relationships that extend through time and space. Each friend within the cone signifies a unique path influenced by shared experiences, interactions, and the time spent together

At his graduation party, John looked around and realized his cone of friends, each representing different stages and experiences of his life, was truly expansive and diverse.

by Phieyl June 29, 2023

Cone Demon

Someone who rips the maddest cones known to mankind

“Yo did you see Koston last night?”
“That man was off the goop!”
“Yeah he’s a straight up Cone Demon”

by anonymous March 15, 2023

keep the cones up

When your friend tells a joke that still needs work they should "keep the cones up" until it's ready to tell in public.

Joey, your joke isn't remotely funny, better "keep the cones up" on that one.

by Hewhopointsouttheobvious March 23, 2023

Philly traffic cone

u vomit and shit in a traffic cone then put it on a unsuspecting bold person

I gave Somone a Philly traffic cone yesterday they never expected it

by Rimlock March 28, 2023

kendallville sugar cone

While standing naked, a guy scratches the dandruff and lice out of his hair and puts it on his dick. After a secret fermentation and aging process, the lice, dandruff, hair and dick cells form a sweet delicacy that surprisingly resembles the crunch and taste of a sugar cone.

It was my birthday and Brit had a sweet tooth anyway, so we both enjoyed a Kendallville Sugar Cone!

by anonymous June 28, 2024

superman sprinkle cone deluxe

What you order when you want to try something new at the local ice cream shop.

I'll have a Superman Sprinkle Cone Deluxe please.

by anonymous July 16, 2024

Golden Ice Cream Cone

The act of freezing a bottle of piss, and once it’s frozen cutting away the plastic and inserting the frozen cone into one of your partner’s orifices.

“Richard drank a lot of beer last night and used its fluid proceeds to give me a Golden Ice Cream Cone. It was heaven.”

by RichardDeRuijter July 19, 2024