A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.
If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.
by QuacksO March 02, 2023
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Computer Bunny

A biological male who is interested in tech related things, while constantly switching from being masculine to feminine.
Did you see that Jake guy today, he was wearing a skirt right?
Yeah, he's a real computer bunny, ya know?
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Compressed Personal Computer Video Games: The First Juvenile Release
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A total lie usually mentioned in computer textbooks when talking about operating systems. Older computers sometimes do not have an operating system, so this is totally a lie because these computers can still function. Also, even modern computers can make use of the Basic Input Output System (BIOS) to do some basic tasks such as viewing and changing the date.
School textbooks: "A computer can't function without an operating system!"
1930s computer operator: "wtf is that"
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Gaming computer

In a nutshell gaming computers are general office computers on steroids they are built for one thing and one thing only gaming some people like to build their own some people like to buy them but they particularly meant for performance
Other terms of gaming computer are as followed
Performance computer
Enthusiast computer
Mid-range high end and low-end gaming computers work just like normal computers as well unlike consoles you can do your homework on them you can watch YouTube on them if you really wanted to you could watch PornHub even though I don't recommend it because he could get a virus from it
by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 March 16, 2019
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Brain computer interface

When the girl during sex start to shit on the computer then your face
by Brain computer March 31, 2017
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computated

The past tense of a computation.
My iPhone X computated my face and unlocked my phone.
by Izzyburgh January 28, 2018
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