coloradogirl

whore, prostitute, deserves to go to hell for lying and stealing money from a celebrity.

the 19 year old girl works in a colorado hotel and she entered inside kobe's room without permission.

by kobefan July 21, 2003

Color Guard

The name for a person of the opposite sex that act as if they're more attractive than the average attractive person, but are in actualality far below sub par. Normally playing hard to get, the average Color Guarder is seen as an obstruction from what you are exactly trying to see, such as a clock, the blackboard, or an elephant. Does not pertain to someone at least semi-attractive. Originates from the term Color Guard meaning the portion of a school band the waves the school flag and colors. These people are over pompous because of their position and place among the social ranks, and have much bigger heads than they should (in a non-literal sense, though they're actual heads may be enlarged due to their imparing hideousness).

*Alex quickly glimpses at a movement in the corner of his eye, just to find the site of a fat chick coincidentally having the same experience as he.*

"Oooh, boy, why you lookin', you can't have this! I'm lookin' gooooood! Playa please, ya'll will never get something THIS good lookin'!"

Alex: "I-... I'm sorry, excuse me, I wasn't looking at - "

Color Guard: "Boy, I know you want this but mm, mm, mm, you ain't havin' this! Uh-uh-uh!"

by Persephone's Vacuum January 22, 2005

Colorado Sunrise

When a guy wakes up and gets a beer (must be coors light). He then proceeds to drink the beer, cum in the bottle, and then smack his lover in the head with it.

"yo i gave my girl a colorado sunrise this morning"

"damn is she ok?"

by shaylious baby 94 June 12, 2009

Coder

Fake Fag Slang for Programmer

All who say 'coder' or 'codar' are fagots. It is correctly said as 'programmer'

by DJ-Icey August 6, 2008

color of the day

UPDATE:

Color of the day Was started in Ellet By Zack Rodgers And Jessi Nagle, Color of the day reffers to the color of a girls underware (usually the color of a thong)

Hey Katie, Whats the color of the day?

by Zack at Tarnic.com December 28, 2005

Coloradoing

turning your penis inside out and wrapping it up in your ballsack, then your mate licks the entire package

The eager preteen searched for "coloradoing" on google.

by Colorado October 21, 2012

Colorado Dipshit

A person native to the state of colorado. Uneducated and ignorant, the dipshit enjoys harrassing tourists and pretending that colorado is really that cool. See also hick, moron , asshole. The dipshit is not self-aware enough to realize that not everyone driving down the road wants to be behind a pack of bike riders. The Breckenridge dipshit, is a little more evolved. The type to hand you back your change and the tip jar at the same time. Pride is another symptom of the Colorado dipshit, proud to be dumb.

Heard while Driving down the street with Texas licence plates on, "GO BACK TO TEXAS, GO BACK TO TEXAS, GO BACK TO TEXAS..." ME:"I'M NOT FROM TEXAS,YOU COLORADO DIPSHIT!"

by Guywholiveshere July 20, 2012