When someone gets so scared they run and hide in a cupboard. There in abject fear they shit their pants.
When found by others the shitter is laughed at and his turd filled ass-pants are poked with sticks.
When found by others the shitter is laughed at and his turd filled ass-pants are poked with sticks.
by Immortal Yawn January 2, 2011
Get the Closet Panic Shittermug. An sexual act inspired by the infamous "dog in the bathtub" maneuver. This act involves a woman placing her long, saggy labia (curtains) into her male companion's anus (closet).
John: Gee Sally, I can't think of anything fun to do tonight... Wanna go see a movie?
Sally: Wait, how about we just stay in tonight? We could put the curtains in the closet!
Sally: Wait, how about we just stay in tonight? We could put the curtains in the closet!
by AdamBomb1349 May 10, 2010
Get the curtains in the closetmug. A closet pedo is an adult jumping out of a closet and saying"I´m moist" to an underaged kid in a deep and raspy voice.
by Sinorox February 25, 2019
Get the Closet Pedomug. by Sour Jeremy February 27, 2022
Get the spicy meat closetmug. The metaphorical location of a flamboyantly homosexual person who refuses to own up to their gay ways.
by Alagai March 22, 2017
Get the Glass Door Closetmug. A state of extreme and seemingly random happiness, excitement, and relief experienced after coming out as trans, gay, bi, pan, etc.
-Please note this is not an official term or anything, I made the phrase up to help explain to myself why I'm feeling this way. The experience is not made up, only the name for it.-
-Please note this is not an official term or anything, I made the phrase up to help explain to myself why I'm feeling this way. The experience is not made up, only the name for it.-
"Man, I've been feeling weirdly happy ever since I came out to my family"
"You must be having post-closet euphoria!"
"You must be having post-closet euphoria!"
by ScaryNarwhal May 3, 2018
Get the Post-closet Euphoriamug. When someone purposefully leaves their sexual orientation ambiguous while near consistently acting like they’re about to come out as something other than straight to their friends or family.
“Damn, Sam keeps playing with the closet door. I cant tell if she’s straight, bi, pan or what! I’ve tried asking but she always dodges the question.”
by The Big Toast October 11, 2020
Get the playing with the closet doormug.