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Clingon

A needy person who texts you way too many times to the point of psychotic behavior. These people will also call your cell phone, home, place of employment and will block their number hoping you will answer them. They won't take "no" for an answer and rationalize their needy behavior.
You go to the movies with a friend and you tell your boyfriend or girlfriend. When you get out of the movie, you check your phone and there are 5 missed calls and 15 text messages.

Your friend sees this and says "Omg we were only at the movies for 2 hours. He's such a Clingon!"
by Catastr0fc September 30, 2013
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Talking Clifton

Mass amounts of talking shit but won’t do anything
by Jdsjshakk✡️ January 18, 2020
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alyssa jade clifton

She's such Alyssa Jade Clifton
by Dashy123 March 31, 2019
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clingon

peace of shit that resembles piles (hemeroids).
one you shit, one you shove
thats a big pile, OH its shit!
by Kamron May 11, 2003
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Clintonite

Anything or anyone that causes impediments in President and/or Senator Clinton's strategy or goal.
Sen. Clilnton's vote on the war has proven to be a clintonite in her quest to win the Demoratic nomination.
by Jeff Bedia February 14, 2008
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clintonism

1. a lie
2. a tax hike
Too many clintonisms exist today in politics
by dictionary April 9, 2003
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Clintontitus

A form of mental infection or affliction when hear a lot of hot garbage only to wake up in a cold sweat. You awake realizing the promise of a life with free collage tuation where the best job prospects after graduation is Starbucks barista serving Wall St. Hedge fund mangers all laughing while driving in a Lamborghini. Its a recurring affliction, like herpes, that comes every 4 years when the next promise of free grad school qualifies you for management at the same Starbucks's, only to realize the job you sought with your education was only available in India. The root cause is unmitigated corruption and believing pathological lies, thinking one of these ideas will eventually stick.
Dude your still living in your moms basement playing x-box and your 38, I think you have a long running bout of Clintontitus.
by Tbtguess November 6, 2016
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