Chimpkin

A type of cold-cut meat comprised of 30 chickens and 1 whole chimpanzee.

Wow Dave, this Chimpkin is amazing!

by MiniatureMother February 16, 2025

claimplain

When you work in insurance and complain about claims

“Hey rayshaun, can I claimplain to you? I just had the worst customer, I need to vent.”

by Secretsleuth February 27, 2025

chimpanionship

Pleasant-interaction support dat you get from either a pet monkey, or from humans who haven't "evolved" much socially --- i.e., they still seem stuck back in da "primitive" or "cave man" age.

Signing up for GEICO auto-insurance may indeed be so easy dat "a caveman could do it", but I might still like da chimpanionship of a fellow "converted ape" to provide emotional support and otherwise help me through da process.

by QuacksO March 7, 2025

Chimplesoot

A snappy, dismissive response used when one either doesn’t know or doesn’t care to elaborate on a particular topic.

Person 1: “You were there when Bobby gave his wedding speech, right? What did he talk about?”

Person 2: “Ah.. chimplesoot..”

by 6uppy April 1, 2025

Chimp

George Walker Bush

The chimp done fucked up!!!

by Madhouse Mike April 29, 2025

cimp

a person who thinks that he is a monster in bed, but is the kind of guy to faint after seeing a girl or boy naked

Isaac keeps saying he's a monster in bed but is such a cimp

by the big batty femboy May 7, 2025

Chimp

The act of agressively throwing anything whilst screaming.

Todd from accounting discovers the printer jammed again. With a wild-eyed scream that echoes through the cubicles, he chimps a half-stapled quarterly report like a frisbee of fury across the room.

“FOR FUCKSAKE!!! I JUST WANTED DOUBLE-SIDED!”

by Tenkindsofawesome June 18, 2025