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'Dirty Christopher'

The act of eating shit leaving a fecal mustache. Then taking back shots with said fecal stached face hitting the headboard
"Did you hear Jacob got 'Dirty Christopher' - ed? I bet he's gonna be cleaning his bed for days."
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Christopher Woken

A woke dude going nuts in public. An SJW dude acting crazy. A crazy Darren.
Man! Look at that guy going off on those Trump supporters. He's nuts! It must be Christopher Woken.
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christopher

a male given name: from a Greek word meaning “Christ-bearer”
christopher is A king
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Christopher

Christopher is an interesting young man. Their approaches depend on the people they’re around. If Christopher is extremely comfortable being around you, he tends to be goofy and relatable. Otherwise, he’s well kept and mannered. You can always talk to him. He may not be the smartest, but he’s full of wisdom that never stops growing. Overall, Christopher is a sincere, relatable friend.
Person 1: I just had an amazing day!

Person 2: You just hung out with Christopher, didn’t you?

Person 1: Of course!
by UDHoudini1357 November 19, 2023
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Christopher Franco

This man loves Ashley Campos so much, it’s unreal
Christopher Franco and Ashley Campos just existing*
everyone- you guys are a great couple
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Christopher mittel

Phx Ninja 42 juGGalo a...awesome amazing man that will always have your back and is loyal af to a fault and is a mine
Christopher mittel is truely and honestly the man of your dreams dont let him get away
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smiling christopher

a bald round headed lesbian looking guy who listens to blackpink and think bts and stray kids are dating. He makes cardboard blackpink members and he jerks off on it. He makes dirty fan art about lesbian blackpink and jerks off to it. he also takes alabama jokes seriously and acts on it

hes from ohio
i just saw a smiling christopher walk out of a sex shop with micro condoms.
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