Horse Carrot

A large fresh grown girthy almost horse like penis shaped carrot that is violently inserted into a looooose hugeeee itchy cooch

Hey mom just walked in on grandma inserting her horse carrot for pleasure

now I’m going to buy bleach for my eyes

by David horse man December 3, 2022

carrot

My friend once died in a car crash because he had too many carrots shoved up his ass. Carrots are murderers; if you eat or buy carrots you are gratifying a murderer.

Oh, what is that I hear? Is that THE CRUNCH OF A CARROT??
SPIT THAT OUT NOW YOU PSYCHOPATH!

....what the f-

I WILL AVENGE MY FALLEN FRIEND

by (homo)sapien December 13, 2022

Kevin The Carrot

this mofo is a true brit he plays for marks and spencers FC as a striker and the england food FC the carrot lad loves a bit of brexit tackling and he plays with colin the caterpillar who is also a true british beast on the field

kevin the carrot is literally a goat

by big fat tubby December 29, 2022

Carrot

Now pull back briefly from the dripping streets of Ankh-Morpork pan across the
morning mists of the Disc, and focus in again on a young man heading for the
city with all the openness, sincerity and innocence of purpose of an iceberg
drifting into a major shipping lane.
The young man is called Carrot. This is not because of his hair, which his
father has always clipped short for reasons of Hygiene. It is because of his shape.
It is the kind of tapering shape a boy gets through clean living, healthy
eating, and good mountain air in huge lungfuls. When he flexes his shoulder
muscles, other muscles have to move out of the way first.

Carrots are good for your health

by icing_on_the_cake December 30, 2022

big white carrot

Radish

There’s a food called big white carrot.
‘That’s right!’
I heard you really like it

by Meganlovesjake August 19, 2023

Carrot in the Ass

When something baffles, shocks or amazes you and it keeps getting worse/better by the second. Like getting a carrot up the ass and it gradually widens the deeper in it goes. Can also be used when your day has just gone from bad to worse.

- how was your day?
- it felt like a carrot in the ass...

by Majkimus September 17, 2023

Carrot way

Carrot way was founded by Alex Romero AKA carrot. Carrot way is when you absolutely get sloshed and toked for the boys. You put all your effort and heart into finishing bottles and J’s.

Oh fuck I think Henry’s on carrot way!!

by Alex little dick October 27, 2019