carrot

My friend once died in a car crash because he had too many carrots shoved up his ass. Carrots are murderers; if you eat or buy carrots you are gratifying a murderer.

Oh, what is that I hear? Is that THE CRUNCH OF A CARROT??
SPIT THAT OUT NOW YOU PSYCHOPATH!

....what the f-

I WILL AVENGE MY FALLEN FRIEND

by (homo)sapien December 13, 2022

french carrot

The french carrot is a time to describe when you can't find your dildo so you steal a carrot from the grocery store or your neighbours yard

Where have all our carrots gone? We had half a bag before the dinner party?
Im not sure , but i think our daughter might be doing the French carrot again.

by The French Carrot April 22, 2018

carrot

a orange pointy thing that can be decorative for your room. they are hard and can be made into apples. ( i think.) also DO NOT be tricked into eating carrots coz their ' good for seeing in the dark'. you need to keep your poor carrots safe from the MOUTH!

WARNING: do not put your pet carrot in the washing machine or else you will be forced to take carrot cake to your grandmothers house.

awww your a good carrot aren't you fredrick.

by #barnibussssss(uknowit) September 13, 2020

Baby Carrots and Ranch

When a person or yourself masturbates with their feet and you ejaculate all over your toes resembling that of baby carrots and ranch

Remember Rob Schneider's Baby Carrots and Ranch incident?

by Balls Even Deeper May 17, 2023

carrot waxing

The act of encouraging carrots to grow inside you, and then eating it after it's fully developed.

"Oh yeah I finished my monthly carrot waxing, I can't wait to have some soup with the byproduct."

by Twinkothy January 27, 2025

nigga carrot

Even though nobody is going to admit it, we've all been there. Maybe you're alone, in class, or on national television; maybe you thought there'd be enough time to run to the crapper; or maybe you deemed that fart “safe.” Unfortunately for you, your underpants (if you're wearing them), and those around you (if there are people around), you just shat yourself.
You may not need this guide right now, but you will later. So take note. Maybe even bookmark it. But listen and learn, people.

Step 1: Diagnose the Potential Shit

I bet he pulled a nigga carrot

by Renew is gay February 4, 2020

carrot._ye

Carrot._ye is a swag and kind person,
they have a kinda large following count on tiktok and they post every week, there very handsome and nice.

Person 1: Omg, Carrot._ye is so handsome
person2: I know right! ive followed them since they had 100 followers!

by totallynotcarrot._ye August 29, 2021