Coined

Rich and spoilt people

"That bastard is so coined!"
"Look at that coined idiot!"

by LoserSheep February 23, 2021

Connected, No Internet

One of the most annoying things to happen when connecting to wifi.

Bob "Aight, been a long day let's watch something on my laptop"
Connected, No Internet
Bob "I hate my life"

by Blob the Gamer March 25, 2021

conked it

the art of blacking out or any form of passing out under the influence. Can also be used as a way to describe falling into a deep dark slumber.

'fuck I conked it'
'shit bro you shoulda seen Linda on the weekend, she conked it'
'ripped a fat cone and conked it mums life'

by Grace the sk August 1, 2021

canned laughter

Any fake laugh track inserted into video in post-production in an attempt to liven things up or add the impression of a live, studio audience.

Person 1: "Did you see that new reality show they started airing? It's just... bad."
Person 2: "I agree. It's all just canned laughter and sex jokes."

by carterUD November 19, 2021

Conner Herb

Anything that bears this title is typically a fat whale, and they really could use some exercise.

Did you see that whale… such a Conner Herb

by Nigologies29 August 13, 2021

Connectworks Shuffle

After a full week of hard labour, you give your co-worker a firm punch in the sensitive parts area. Hence setting off a connectworks shuffle.

Hank: Haha did you watch Mark getting hit by a well-performed connectworks shuffle last friday?
Kyle: That hurt just by watching it.

by Lord Bucket September 16, 2021

connellan

Wow, you've come this far in the dictionary.
"Connellan" is an Irish descended name, Before people translated It to english. If you are unfortunate enough to have this surname, Better luck next life.

Mr. Connellan, Can you please shut the fuck up, and not be all talk

by a kid in school with no life February 28, 2022