Calvin's Hat

The only thing that stops the void of Calvin's Hair from consuming the universe.

John: I'm going to remove Calvin's Hat

by funnynumber6969696969 May 4, 2023

calvinflaccid

A huge 4 inch wild calvin cock

Calvin Bob Trapp is in possession of a calvinflaccid

by pphardknockerwood August 31, 2023

Calvin

unfunny person who is goofy ahh, very bad at roasting and is always attracted to girls

I dont like Calvins

by cheesy ducklings May 15, 2023

Calvining

Calvining is an act that is indescribable, due to the act being considered too vulgar, intense, preposterous, and on occasion erotic.

“Hey, do you mind if I crash at your place for a bit? My parents kicked me out after they caught me calvining.”

by CalviningCrooner June 23, 2023

Calvinigration

Traveling afar to gain great experiences and profound insights but having to move in with 3 roomates (by Emilie)

I did calvinigration and now I have to move to another apartment

by Nederlands07 July 17, 2024

Calvin

So sexy no one can keep their eyes of him pulls every girl in the world and has the best looking dick in the world and can make a girl scream

I saw this guy and he made me scream sounds like a Calvin to me

by Handleball229 September 28, 2023

Calvin barbassa

Funny YouTube guy that got shout out by the funny Moroccan man yahiamice

Calvin barbassa please marry me

by Chad pvz2 fan November 20, 2023