(No one has gotten this right yet!) An official "cleaveland steamer" is shitting on a girl's chest while receiving head, plain and simple. Now, there are certain ways to tweak the technique if you will. For instance, you can be having sex, and right before you're about to cum you pull out to put it in the girl's mouth, and then as you're cumming take a shit on her chest (bonus points!). It all depends on how creative you wanna get.
by Xaphod January 15, 2006
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Okay hun, it'll be 30 dollars for sex, 10 dolalrs for oral, and an additional 15 if you want to do anything colorful such as a Cleavland Steamer.
by Jimmy Ray September 15, 2005
Get the Cleavland Steamer mug.during sex the person(usuallay the male) takes a huge shit on the other person's(male/female) chest and rubs it all over the person's chest.
person A:lastnite i gave Lisa a nice clevelandsteamer.
person B:what is that?
person A whispers
person B:thats nasty
person B:what is that?
person A whispers
person B:thats nasty
by Lmoney July 16, 2006
Get the clevelandsteamer mug.This is preformed by a male having anal sex with his partner doggy-style. The male removes his penis from the anus trying to catch fecal chunks on the bottom of the penis. Next he pulls the penis back creating a catapault, taps his partners back, and releases as they turn around. Usually the male aims at the face in a scoring type fashion. Extra points are awarded for hitting mouth, nose, and eyes (Caution: Eye shots can cause pink eye.)
by Trav-O March 1, 2008
Get the Cleaveland Catapult mug.The abandonment of all rational thought predicated on the notion that your hometown is entirely capable of defying the odds in unbelievable ways.
Even though the Cleveland Indians held a 3-1 lead in the American League Championship Series, and the odds of the Boston Red Sox coming back to win three in a row were slim, Jason remained clevelandstitious about the whole situation and refused to utter the words "World Series" until Cleveland won their 4th game.
by exesforeyes November 2, 2007
Get the Clevelandstitious mug.Where a female lays on her back while her male partner proceeds to have sex with the female partners breasts. During the back and forth motion (Similar to that of a STEAM engines wheel cranks) the male proceeds to defecate, leaving a shit smear track, much like a train track, leading all similarities to coin the term "Cleavland Steamer" intended to allude to a Cleavland Steam Engine.
"I knew it was time to give Miranda her cleavland steamer, when she said 'All Aboard!' and I also added the obligatory 'Chugga, chugga' and 'Choo choo!' noises all the while.'
by Jake George January 15, 2008
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