itchy butt

go to bed with itchy butt

wake up with smelly finger

: /

Didn't quite get around to the courtesy wipe.....now i gotta deal with itchy butt for the rest of the day

by CORNHOLIO! May 23, 2012

Bumper butt

It's a butt that is is very big and attractive were you wanna hit it. Like in bumper cars you wanna hit the other people.

My boyfriend has a bumper butt

by Gpnfa July 10, 2014

slime butt

run out of toilet paper prior to completing the wipe after laying a steaming shit.

lool how he's walking funny. Must have a case of slime butt.

by cmooresickness April 20, 2004

Dirty butt

A dirty butt is a female who sleeps around with any and all man; Mostly for a gain in the drug community, popularity, or for substance drugs.

That girl is a dirty butt she slept around with the whole team .

by Big daddy wore bucks 003 May 18, 2018

Butt o'clock

An unreasonably late hour to start doing anything.

"Hey, wanna watch the Extended Edition of Lord of the Rings?"
"Fuck, no, it's like butt o'clock. Why didn't you ask earlier?"

by WestBranchCaptain December 23, 2011

Mudd Butt

The end result of clenching your butt cheeks together on a turtle head making it's way outside of your ass. This especially happens when you're short on film time and can't take a break to take a giant dump, and always requires wet-wipes to completely wipe yourself clean.

Hi, I'm Doug Demuro and THIS is my Mudd Butt.

by DougDemuro April 12, 2022

butt throwup

Horrible wet beer shits.

I drank all night long, now I'm hungover and have butt throwup.

by Lassie1 May 23, 2007