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Two cares in a bottle

Derivative of "without a care in the world."

The bottle may or may not be a reference to alcohol; that much is not known.
He wanted to travel without two cares in a bottle.
by theGenesispiano April 14, 2012
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bottle rocket cock

An act of squeezing the head of your penis at the point of ejaculation so as to build up the total pressure of the load. Then releasing it all at once, typically aiming upward at your partners face. The semen will travel 2-3 times farther and will be very unexpected.
She asked me to release my seed on her stomach but I gave her the bottle rocket cock and coveted her face instead.
by C.L. Cates June 24, 2014
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Water Bottle Cock

A fucking huge ass cock with the girth of a fucking water bottle
"Ohhhh no here comes Caden with his Water Bottle Cock"
by BulletProofBoyScouts June 1, 2021
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Twat bottle rocket

When you are handling spicy foods and put your fingers in or around a woman’s ham wallet.
I was cutting jalapeños for dinner last night and Becky tried to get frisky. I forgot to wash my hands and gave her the ol’ twat bottle rocket by mistake.
by Im AG AF May 9, 2018
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the bottled water bandit

An unofficial supervillain that steals peoples water bottles and throws them in public spaces
news: over 40 people report their water bottles missing

me: damn the bottled water bandit must have done this
by Hehe I cheated November 30, 2021
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Paella ina bottle

A true artisan sauce made by a legendary Spanish lady. Suitable in a rice dish or treat yourself and chug from the bottle. You can't go wrong bringing this number to a family dinner.
My grandma knows how to finesse paella ina bottle.
by Severelykickedback November 9, 2022
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Concreters Water Bottle

A tally of VB or other local cheap beer. The term originated from the constant replacement of a water bottle with a tally/long-neck of cheap beer when waiting for concrete to set so they can complete the finish and drive home; usually with another tally for the drive.
Bloody hell, those lads are already on to the concreters water bottle! They'll be driving home blind!
by jimbob77 January 31, 2019
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