Bollockyboo

Something that is not funny, just very very silly.

"That's a load of bollockyboo!"

by Alan Sex December 10, 2008

bollocks your face

a nice warm pharse to say to your friends when joking/goofing off

bollocks your face mate

by Hurleyma May 1, 2010

Houdini bollock

The phenomenon in which one of your testicles disappears up into your anatomy.

"I was having sex with my missus on the chair and my testicle got scared and went houdini bollock on me."

by Houdinibollocksufferer January 20, 2010

Soppy Bollocks

Someone who displays the behaviour or characteristics of Matthew Leonard or Kyle Willman

Matt, aka Soppy bollocks

by dardyarty November 1, 2019

bag of bollocks

something unsatisfactory. See also bag of shit

That car is a right bag of bollocks

by Miss Mish November 3, 2007

Planet Big Bollocks

The planet in question is a metaphorical place where the most attractive and sexually-active men come from.
This place is where all men wish they were from.

Known origin is from the British TV comedy series Bottom

Man 1: Were going to have to hit that beach like two greased up love-Gods from the Planet Big Bollocks
Man 2: Hmm...tricky

by Overagekid December 3, 2009

bellooby

a stomach that sticks out farther than breasts

when a woman's stomach portrudes out further than her breasts she has a "bellooby

by BryanBB September 9, 2008