Philadelphia Cheesesteak Blumpkin

Gettin a blowjob while taking a deuce. Instead of cumming in her mouth, you cum on the deuce, then she eats it... Philadelphia Cheesesteak Blumpkin!

Anything new Charlie? Eh, not too much Rick. I did finally get a slut from the club to do a Philadelphia Cheesesteak Blumpkin! Dude you are the man! I know, the best part was she's your sister! You BASTARD!

Philadelphia Cheesesteak Blumpkin by King of the blumps May 1, 2009

Chicken Blumpkin 

The act of receiving oral sex, while pinchin a loaf (blumpkin), and additionally eating chicken wings over her head.

"Shadynasty get dat ass in here! I just got some chicken wings. You know what time its. Lookin to get muh Chicken Blumpkin on Bitch.

Chicken Blumpkin by A-Dot Haines October 18, 2011

brokeback blumpkin 

A kind of brother blumpkin between two gay cowboys, usually in Montana.

Earl and Stu served up a brokeback blumpkin in a Helena motel room.

brokeback blumpkin by dickymon August 25, 2006

Meteor Shower Blumpkin 

The act of a blumpkin, with projectile diarhea. Best performed while slightly hovering over toilet seat so the partner is aware of the Blumpkin being performed and also is awarded with the chance to wish upon a shooting starfish.

Shirley wished upon the shooting starfish once she realized Tommy was performing the Meteor Shower Blumpkin.

Meteor Shower Blumpkin by RonLive October 27, 2010

reverse reverse blumpkin

A reverse reverse blumpkin is when a variation of the blumpkin where a woman is occupying the toilet because she needs to vomit, and a man who is too impatient to wait to poop decides to just go on her head

"Man, last night I had to poop so bad, I just ran in and ended up crapping all over some drunk girls' head"
"Dude, that's what you call a reverse reverse blumpkin"

reverse reverse blumpkin by blumpkin699 December 15, 2008

eiffel blumpkin

a traditional blumpkin while the girl giving the blow job is being penetrated from the back (either through the ass or the pussy)

Girl- I'm not giving you head while you shit unless I'm getting some too.

Guy- Well then take it from the back and we'll call it the eiffel blumpkin!

eiffel blumpkin by swarles barkley January 11, 2009

anti-blumpkin 

The opposite of blumpkin. To be felched while urinating.

Ah no, I just missed the bowl. This anti-blumpkin is dangerous!

anti-blumpkin by MundyGodman May 16, 2006