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Uni-Baller 

Any man who overcompensates for missing a ball (testicle) by being excessively aggressive, critical, masculine or pompous. a.k.a. Juan Bahler.
"Say, Dad, If winning isn't everything, then why does Brian J. Kelly always insist on keeping score?"

"Because he stands a mere 5 feet 8 inches tall and is a bonafide Uni-Baller, that's why. ...'boy's only got one ball."

"Bet crowded elevators probably smell different to midgets too, huh Dad?"
Uni-Baller by Rural_Dictionary November 22, 2011
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Bobby Beale 

MURDERER LOLOLOLOLOLOL
I KNEW IT WAS HIM! I KNEW IT!!!
Bobby Beale murdered Lucy Beale because he's welard.
Bobby Beale by jemini February 20, 2015
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B-Baller 

“Yo see that B-Baller over there he hella hot

“Jordan’s are B-Baller shoes”
B-Baller by Miriamelkinani May 15, 2018

Twirling the Ballerina 

To masterbate in private under the guise of a supposed night out with a beautiful girl.
Last night I spent my time twirling the ballerina.
Twirling the Ballerina by dominic208 September 7, 2009

What even is ballet? 

Used as a sort of comeback at a persons question that is either considered stupid or has an easy answer.

This is also used when a someone asks a question that you do not understand or do not know how to explain
Person 1: "dude, how is that even spelt?"
Person 2: "ugh, what even is ballet?"
What even is ballet? by Yaoihands September 2, 2014

Super Bellend 

A super bellend is a someone who has very crazy hair almost like an afro, some may call it a jewfro. This person also likes to go out with ginger people.
My flat mate last year was a super bellend.

Baller Badge 

a badge that ballers give to other ballers to show how baller they are.

also can be presented as a certificate
"Wow nice shot! You deserve a Baller Badge!"
Baller Badge by ktturn March 11, 2010