Papa Bearing

Applying to gentlemen who are about 28 + ... When you're in the middle of some sensual loving but you ain't had your deek warmed in a few months, maybe even years so your nuts are wrinkly and full of natures calcium and you accidentally drown yo' gal. Sort of like over bearing, but because these nuts have more fine lines than a Coke party it's "Papa Bearing"

"Yo keeesha, that dude was so papa bearing me last night, I nearly drowned gurl"

by Blockedcheesepls October 3, 2017

Gender blaming

Blaming the opposite gender for problems in dating, romantic, social, political, etc etc.

Did you see what that guy wrote in the forums last night, he was totally Gender blaming women for his dating experiences!

by Theamazinggeek March 14, 2018

Lamp Beating

When your brother hits you and threatens you with a lamp

you: "stop being autistic and Lamp Beating me"
your brother: "no u"

by FishFishingtonThe2nd May 20, 2018

Jelly Beaning

To suck somebody's toes that have been dipped in sugar, honey or other sweet substance.

I was jelly beaning a bird last night, using melted Galaxy Minstrels.

by StoneyC August 20, 2018

Polar Bearing

When you fill a condom with shit....human or animal and then place the condom into a freezer until it is frozen. The frozen shit is then used to fuck someone

Marci from accounting told me she was in to polar bearing. I am a little frightened.

by RiccoSuave February 8, 2019

Moon Beading

The act of buying Moon Rock weed from a greasy beaner in his twenties and the proceeding to string the moon rocks out on a piece of fishing wire, resembling anal beads. Your homies then dip the moon rocks into your ass slowly. No homo tho

Mom: What the fuck are you kids doing to Dan?????
Me and the Boys: Chill mom we just moon beading
Mom: oh ok
Me and the Boys: yah
Mom: ... Can I join?

by Big Joj Boy June 4, 2019

Owen Beaman

One of the dumbest people you could ever meet. Thought that is was the French Resolution not Revolution and mispronounces many words horribly wrong. Does bad at school and blames his teachers although all he has to do is turn in his homework. He'd rather be sad and alone watching shows by himself than be with friends having a good time because he is a masochist.

Wow did you actually think that it was pronounced "quack-o-mole?" Bruh that's kind of an Owen Beaman moment.

by Obama Gaming June 12, 2019