Beard Goggles

When a man seems really attractive, simply by virtue of having a beard. Usually this pertains to people who otherwise are nothing special to look at.

Dude, Derek Anderson is so not hot. Take off those beard goggles.

by Pogonophile December 1, 2010

white beard

The art of cumming all over your partner's lower face regions, giving the impression of a beard.

Ew girl, you got a white beard, shave that shit!

by Captian Explicative August 4, 2006

Rape beard

a scraggly nasty ass half beard that filthy teens have in an attempt to have a beard but they failed and they didn't even know it.

Look at Eric... He TOTALLY has a rape beard- Some Girl

Oh my god! I can't believe he rapes people!- Some other girl

EXAMPLE 2

You are under arrest- Cop

NO! Why? I didn't do anything!- Eric

Woah! I thought that you had just raped that person!- Cop

by IgotsumCRABZ June 24, 2009

sex beard

Facial hair grown by a man when he hits depression and gives up trying to score with the ladies of his type, and he refuses to shave until he actually does get laid. This aids in not only motivating him due to the itchiness, but also lowers his standards to pork any hoebag.

Guy1: Dude, i need to get outta this bar, my neck is itchin the hell out of me...

Guy2: no way man, there's some drunk chicks down the end of the bar. finish your PBR and head down there.

Guy1: i guess so man, they are fat, but i really need to get rid of the sex beard.

by milkacow June 18, 2008

douche beard

A pencil thin beard. Sometimes refered to as "Chin Straps". This beard is often worn by douche bags that wear hats turned 3/4s backwards and drive imported right-hand drive cars in north america.

This Guy: Look at that kid over there, not only is he a right hand douche he is also rocking a douche beard.

That Guy: Wow.

by thatguy?thisguy! March 20, 2009

zit-beard

The cluster formation of pimples -- both white/blackheads and reddish, burnt acne scars that cover the majority of the face in a beard-like pattern.

"woah, did you see T-bor's face yesterday? he must've been heavily into the chocolates and beer cause he's grown a total zit-beard"

by sniffyvon November 10, 2005

Grow A Beard

to perform oral sex upon a female (assuming one is male)

"man, im going home to grow a beard"

"last night I grew the biggest beard"

by Squatdog December 5, 2003