barbed penis

A penis that feels like it's going to kill your vagina. Normally when you are a virgin

Ugghh. He had such a barbed penis

by Stratton2163 January 28, 2015

Nicolai Barnes

The sexiest, awesomest man in the entire world, with a huge penis and a great suave attitude. Sure to make any woman's bed rock any time, any day, any place. You'll never find a greater sex machine in the entire universe, because he is the fucking man. Better even than Chuck Norris.

"Dude, did you see Nicolai Barnes last night?"

"Yeah, man, I couldn't sleep with all the women he was pleasing!"

by DJayce October 26, 2011

BANNED

When a poster on GameFAQs, usually on the board LUE, says something which is worthy of a banning from the site.

LUEser: (Insert wordLUEicide/word here)
LUSser: "So true, but BANNED!!!11!!!shift+one!!!111"

by Stoufer August 16, 2003

no holds bared

A section of a message board where there are no restrictions on what you can post. Content can be vulgar, obscene, profane. Complete Freedom.

The tallon zek times message board has a filthy no holds bared section.

by Renictz April 29, 2006

Barney

1. The penis.

2. A despised person.
(second sense refers to Barney Rubble, a character from The Flinstones.)

that Barney will not leave me alone.

by Light Joker May 28, 2004

banned

Generaly known as a skater store,for all the non-gamers out there. :/ Very simular to Tilly's or Zumiez.Sells brands such as GRNappletree, KR3W, Element, Vans, Obey,etc.

"I went to Banned the other day and bought this tight hoodie!"
"I dont give a fuck."

by Clairah December 28, 2007

Barnette

A slimy tool used in the engraving of wanton and unneeded headphones used by those of the persuasion of schizmatic doctrine. The tool is shaped like a long, spiny, demonic tail and the sliminess is a result of old yellow earwax indicative of those who can't hear well due to many years of obnoxious loud drumming during the sacred ritual of the pre-breaktime party puke. This tool erodes in the presence of hubbly or "nargilla" smoke. Used most commonly in first person shooter genres. This tool is often associated with mann.

Is that a barnette or are you just happy to see me?

by CarbonbasedBegoodforyou July 7, 2010