Full banger

A large breakfast consisting of two or more eggs and at least two sausage links, two strips of bacon, one slice of ham, home fries, toast, and two or more pancakes.

I need to stop and pick up more toilet paper, I ate a full banger this morning and it’s ready to exit.

by Ginger Snappah Head October 4, 2021

Chelsea "Banter" Club

Chelsea "Banter" Club is typically referred to as Chelsea FC. They are a banter club for many reasons, including the bottom-half spot in the premier league. Chelsea Football Club is a shit club just like its fellow London team Tottenham. Hopefully, they get a fucking manager who can manage.

Lionel Messi: Yo Cristiano, did you see Chelsea "Banter" Club get shit on by Manchester City?
Cristiano Ronaldo: No, I didn't see Chelsea "Banter" Club get shit on by Manchester City.

by depressedchelseafan May 19, 2023

Bandemic

“An epidemic of hustlin’

& gettin bands around this mf by ANY means

during a worldwide pandemic;

stackin not starvin.”

The 2020 Bandemic brought out all of the hustlers, scammers and entrepreneurs.

by ForevaTwenty September 28, 2020

ro-banger

that one white kid on Roblox who lives in a shit neighborhood and is so ugly he has to dress up and act like a member of the gang that killed his daddy so he feels like a big boy

jim, normal 8 year old roblox player: hey bob why are you all black and angry in ur avatar

bob, fucking scrawny 8 year old ro banger: SHUT THE FU UP HOMIE IM TRYNA GET THIS HOTTIE JBEHBEJEWAB

jim: bob stop trying to be a ro-banger!!!! youre white!

by dookiepoopie April 15, 2020

boardroom banana

An erection at a awkward moment, usually a business meeting where ladies are present.

Often noticed when you stand up and shake the lady in questions hand.

Usually an attempt is made to hide it by arcing the back at a 45 degree angle and shuffling out the room.

e.g.

I'm not sure we got that deal mate, Phil was nursing a boardroom banana all the way through.

by The Spike February 21, 2007

Banana Peel

Placing or forgetting a used condom, and having someone else step and/or slip on it.

I totally got drunk and left a Banana peel on kitchen floor last night.

by Chowchowcity May 25, 2014

Banging your fucking head against the wall

A synonym for many common causes of frustration, especially when speaking of relationships and most frequently when discussing the Friend Zone. See Friend Zone. See also Futility.

Relationships: Trying to get her to see her as more than just a friend is like banging my fucking head against the wall. Also, from one male friend to another: What the hell are you doing with her man? You might as well be banging your fucking head against the wall!
Futility: I might as well be banging my fucking head against the wall.
Conflicts: Talking to you is like banging my fucking head against the wall.

by Elijah Bowman December 14, 2008