ultimate bro

One who lives a true swagg-filled life all day every day. They are on a greater level then a "typical" bro and have a supreme roll in society. They are especially hard to come by, you will know one when you see one.

Note: the ultimate bro does not try to be a bro because it comes naturally to him.
Bro: whats up bro
Ultimate Bro: dude im chill, whats good with you
Bro: not much
Ultimate Bro: homie im gonna swagg it up in this nine peace
by mwbluedevil January 26, 2012
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blz bro

1. asking desperately for something but trying not to sound too desperate.

2. used sarcastically to mimic whiny complainers asking for something they do not deserve.
1. "Just five more minutes to write my test, blz bro."

2. "C'mon it's just a prank, I should be forgiven."

"bLz BrO, iT's JuSt a PrAnK bRo."
by atunnelwith3cars August 01, 2021
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Bro Po

The bro version of a police officer. Only "bro" cops can receive the name "Bro Po".

It is more commonly used on the east coast for New York/New Jersey cops.
Boy 1: Yo dude! I got pulled over today for speeding.

Boy 2: Did you get a ticket?

Boy 1: Nahh. The cop was a Bro Po. Mad chill brahh.
by BroPoLover February 25, 2011
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bro tan

The tan a bro gets after wearing a tank top/bro tank in the sun for an extended period of time. The best 'bro tan' will make a bro look like he is wearing a light tank top with nipples when he is, in fact, shirtless.
"The chicks digged my bro tank so I wore it all Coachella, now I have an epic bro tan!"
by bromo June 20, 2014
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Donut Bro

A typical bro, can be found lounging around famous donut shops, wearing newly purchased local garb. Easily identified by out of state license plates with lots of stickers making them appear to well versed in local culture.

Ray Ban/wayfarer glasses....check
Subaru with Patagonia and 'ski the east' sticker ...check
Boat shoes or brand new hiking boots....check

Synonymous with poser.
Chelsea always shakes her head when she sees a donut bro chillin' at Heavenly Donuts in Portland, ME.
by BabyBoiHands June 19, 2020
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fisty bros

The act of fisting your bro with either a fist bump or inserting your fist in his anus.
“Did you see those fisty bros at the game last night ? They fisted like legends.”
by Fisty bro 1 September 19, 2018
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bro-block

Similar any event, person, or activity that one prevent one from spening time with his/her friends or bros.
My parents always bro-block me, they never let me go to parties.

Joe's girlfriend consitently bro-blocks him, always demanding that he spend time with her and not with his bros.
by 69div323 November 26, 2008
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