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bro-block

Similar any event, person, or activity that one prevent one from spening time with his/her friends or bros.
My parents always bro-block me, they never let me go to parties.

Joe's girlfriend consitently bro-blocks him, always demanding that he spend time with her and not with his bros.
by 69div323 December 9, 2008
mugGet the bro-blockmug.

Donut Bro

A typical bro, can be found lounging around famous donut shops, wearing newly purchased local garb. Easily identified by out of state license plates with lots of stickers making them appear to well versed in local culture.

Ray Ban/wayfarer glasses....check
Subaru with Patagonia and 'ski the east' sticker ...check
Boat shoes or brand new hiking boots....check

Synonymous with poser.
Chelsea always shakes her head when she sees a donut bro chillin' at Heavenly Donuts in Portland, ME.
by BabyBoiHands June 19, 2020
mugGet the Donut Bromug.

2 bros

Chillin in a hot tub

Five feet apart

Cause they’re not gay
“2 bros, chillin in a hot tub, five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay!”
by Hehehe vines August 5, 2020
mugGet the 2 brosmug.

Zonie Bro

An Arizona bro. Somebody who is usually from the suburbs of Phoenix,(usually scottsdale) probably went to Brophy and is in a frat at ASU. Standard attire is oversized polo button downs, khakis and loafers. Only hang out with each other and have studpid slang. Tend to be pretentious and drink a lot.

Their dad probably owns commercial real estate.
"Fuckin zonie bros crawlin all over old town tonight"
"these zonie bros are like a cult"
by chndlrgirl March 9, 2018
mugGet the Zonie Bromug.

Bro Po

The bro version of a police officer. Only "bro" cops can receive the name "Bro Po".

It is more commonly used on the east coast for New York/New Jersey cops.
Boy 1: Yo dude! I got pulled over today for speeding.

Boy 2: Did you get a ticket?

Boy 1: Nahh. The cop was a Bro Po. Mad chill brahh.
by BroPoLover March 11, 2011
mugGet the Bro Pomug.

bro-rider

Opposite of a lowrider; a truck or SUV with a lift, usu. with mud kicker tires and SKIN, Fox, Metal Mulisha stickers etc. See: lifted truck
dick: Nice ricer fag, shits cash. Can you throw a fireball?
fag: Nice bro-rider dick- Hadoken!
by VirginKing November 30, 2009
mugGet the bro-ridermug.

fisty bros

The act of fisting your bro with either a fist bump or inserting your fist in his anus.
“Did you see those fisty bros at the game last night ? They fisted like legends.”
by Fisty bro 1 September 18, 2018
mugGet the fisty brosmug.

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