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Bean Crock

A soup in a crockpot or bowl. Typically never referred to as "bean crock". Although few people call it this, the word "bean crock" can be used in many different contexts. SNOD seems to think that Steak N' Shake sells the "bean crock", but is terribly wrong.
My that BEAN CROCK looks extra nice today. Shut your BEAN CROCK! Ay Soulja Boi can I have your...BEAN CROCK? What the BEAN CROCK? BEAN CROCK! Hi I would like the hamburger with fries, a shake, and maybe...BEAN CROCK! Oh wait scratch that and give me five BEAN CROCKS! Go shit a BEAN CROCK!
Bean Crock by The Snod May 6, 2008
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Bean and Cheese Burrito 

A sex act in which a receptive partner opens his or her mouth round like a tortilla, then a male partner farts inside the first partner's mouth, then quickly ejaculates on top of it.
"My woman never had Mexican food, so I gave her a genuine bean and cheese burrito."
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Bean Dip 

a game were friends take turns flicking eachothers boobs and catching the other person by surprise.
Ouch! That bean dip really hurt
Bean Dip by Cskeez September 11, 2009

Bean Head  

One who smokes the prescription drug Oxycontin (a.k.a. DaBean) off da foil, preferably Reynolds Wrap.

Erik Van Bean Head just toked enough 80mg Oxycontin off da foilee to put him into a nod. Jacob P. Bean Head must have loaned out his credit card again!

bean machine 

Everyday at the construction site, mexicans get lunch from the bean machine.
bean machine by Flinn September 27, 2005

bean polishing 

The act of female masturbation
"Jen spent all night bean polishing, she couldn't walk straight this morning."

bean bag toss 

The incorrect way to talk about the game Cornhole
"Hey wanna go play some bean bag toss?"
"What? Are you an idiot? You mean Cornhole, right?"
bean bag toss by TheHoagieFish January 11, 2016