British

British people are people from either England, Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland. Don’t ever confuse Britain with England because the other nations will shaft u on Twitter. British people are a race commonly renowned for the size of their penises. Since King Arthur said the now infamous words, “suck my 12 inch you horny sket” The cock of the British race has been enshrined in legend. Even Brexit has its route in the size of our protrusions, the reason it takes so long is because the forth of the British penis was hard to fit in the EU to start with, this makes pulling out a living nightmare.

Person A: Look at the cock on that one
Person B: yea he’s British, that’s why

by TheWillyConfuser November 2, 2019

British Bazooka

When a guy is blue balled for a few days and when he came it flys out and explodes on the back of he/she’s throat

It’s called the British bazooka cause I did it and I’m British

Guy 1: how was the girl from the club last night

Guy 2: it was amazing she gave head and we finished with a British bazooka

by Bucket Boyy December 26, 2019

british bacon

British Bacon the best bacon better than any other so thick so good so delicious

You got dat Good british bacon init bruv on my bacon batty wid sum Red sauce

by CJ'Z butty shop February 6, 2020

British Bulldog

A dog breed from Great Britain which is a stubborn, lazy little shit.

Friend 1: Yo, my new British bulldog puppy is a lazy little shit, he weighs half as much as me!

Friend 2: Nonsense, all dogs are playful.

Friend 1 shows Friend 2 a picture of dog sleeping on the couch

Friend 2: Damn that dog’s soo fat broo!!!!

by BigBoi0608 May 1, 2020

british

tommyinnit

tommyinnit is the definition of British

by joemama2473294344 November 3, 2020

british

tommyinnit

person 1: "what's the definition of british?"

person 2: "tommyinnit."

by M3AH November 3, 2020

British bass

A British Bass is when a skanky female who has so much cheap make up she is shiny and lip filler proceeds to blow your cock like a piece of rabbit intestine in the Arctic.

This call girl looking ass gave be a British bass last night. It hurt like hell.

by I like the thicc Bois November 13, 2020