Alaskan Oreo Train

(v) A sex act, usually performed after the female sex partner has eaten a meal. To start off, a girl and a guy have sex next to a heater, or any other heat source. The guy fucks her in the ass until she shits buckets of her last meal all over him. He then takes a handful of the shit and stuffs it into her mouth. She doesn't swallow it, but leaves it in her mouth until the heat dries it up. Then she has the guy continuously jizz into her mouth full of dried poop, until the jizz softens it up. Then, the slimy mixture of jizz and poop slides down her throat. She then throws up, and the guy uses the mixture of puke, jizz, and poop as lube for some great anal sex.

Elizabeth is excited to go to Marty's house after the party for a nice Alaskan oreo train....
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The room reeked of shit after Marty and Elizabeth did an Alaskan oreo train.

by put a dick all up inside her March 3, 2015

Alastair

A piece of Celery

Right, i've got dip, carrot sticks, and alastair sticks.. Time to PARTY!!

by shazambandit August 15, 2010

alaskan popsicle

take a shit then freeze a log and use it as a dildo

I let my girlfriend use my "Alaskan Popsicle" to please her.

by Haywaitaminute! January 7, 2009

trans-alaskan pipeline

Two people/animals put each others assholes together as if their assholes are kissing, then one proceeds to shit from their asshole into the other asshole without breaking the pipeline and letting shit fall out onto the floor.

Leroy and Lafonda performed the trans-alaskan pipeline because Lafona was anorexic and never had to shit, so she wanted to borrow some of Leroy's.

by Se7en November 15, 2006

Alaskan Unicorn

When one shits in a girl's vagina, then puts a strap-on on their head and proceeds to fuck the girl with it.

Hence the alaskan series - shitting a girl's vagina

Hence the unicorn - strap-on on the head

Why does that guy have shit all over his head?

He just gave his girl an Alaskan Unicorn

That's fuckin' gross

Yeah, I know. Kinky, too...

by Anatomy Class 2010 April 7, 2009

Alaskan Bulldog

The Alaskan Bulldog is a sex act where a couple is going at it doggy style in a very cold area, and as the coldness of the vagina and vaginal juices freezes the dick in place. The man then rips his dick angrily out and rips the vulva out along with the loose skin around the shaft of his penis off. He then goes up to the crying woman's mouth and forces her to eat her own vulva and his dickskin all the while making loud and obnoxious barking noises at her. Then after the organs are consumed, lifts his leg and pisses in her face to mark his territory. And quickly runs off on all fours.

So I heard Sheila was given an Alaskan Bulldog by Rick, she's been crying for days!!! Serves that bitch right.

by The0ceanMan July 24, 2011

Alaskan short fuse

Having sex with women, and making her believe you'll be together for a long time. When you are about to cum you save it inside of you and run around the house cumming on every electrical appliance. Everything will break, you proceed to run out of the house, finally cumming on the women's electrical box.

Jillian: Why are you so sad Linda
Linda: Some guy alaskan short fused my house
Jilian: That happened to me a week ago
Linda: oh
Jilian: yup

by Tha alaskan January 4, 2011