awkward party

The act of being one of two females presently naked at a sausage fest.

Kristen was pretty drunk at that awkward party last night.

by maddwolfmaniac January 22, 2011

awkward banana

1.) when a guy gets happy, eliciting a response from his banana (dick), and those around him notice and call 'awkward banana'
2.) code name for a boner

1.) *sprong!* 'AWKWARD BANANA!'
2.) 'dude I kissed him and he totally got an awkward banana'

by thebizabiz March 3, 2011

awkburch

When you buy flowers for somebody and they reject you using yahoo answers.

He's bought you flowers? AWKBURCH!

by Awkburch1 March 5, 2011

Awkward Muslim

A botched attempt at an awkward whale that more resmbles a muslim praying than a beached whale.

Only to be used in situations of religious awkwardness.

Tom: Do you want a ham sandwich for lunch?

Will: No, I'm Jewish

Tom: *Awkward Muslim*

by FremdeLeute March 22, 2011

awkward

A completely embarassing situation

When Joey began talking to Bob about his new girlfriend Rihanna, the situation quickly became awkward after he realized Rihanna was Bob's Ex!

by AnonymousPieceofshit May 3, 2016

Awkward af

When you know they can be a couple but they are being awkward

It’s awkward af when Leah and Sheen are fucking in the wall.

by Therod6969 February 11, 2018

awkha

The laugh that one uses to avoid awkward situations and/or interactions. Also, Awkha is often used to shorten, end, or completely skip uncomfortable periods of silence.

Person 1: I had a really tough day.
Person 2: Oh yeah?
Person 1: I got hit by a car, found out that I have AIDS, caught my girlfriend with my Mom, and found out I was adopted.
Person 2: (Insert Awkha here)

by Elle March 23, 2005