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Andre' the Gatt

He is defined as "The Chunky". He feeds on the sadness that cripples the existence of his students. His big eyes are attracted to the souls of said students which are tying to escape from the mental torture brought by his computing lessons. His dislike towards the gym is similar to that of the wild jean paul mizzi and this is shown by his belly. Usually short tempered, he is able to control any possible redness on his face to seem excited for his prey. His words plague the nightmares of the same students who endure his lessons as punishment for stealing his oxygen. PS-Iqazzez id-Dean
"MISSEK TISTHI, INT, INT U INT UKOLL!!" said Andre' the Gatt
"Tkunux patata maxx mifqghuha bil-halib, l-istess halib li tuzaw ghal..."
"Ma ggibhux il-proggett meta nghidilkhom? ARA MA TIVVINTAWX FOXX JEAN"
by Dun Balegde Boi IV February 15, 2022
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A man who is so fucking hot, if you meet one you need to try and get him to fuck you. He has one of the largest dicks in the world
Andre is so hot
by Andre's#1fan November 6, 2023
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A miscalculated and subsequently a failed abortion. In other words, a walking and living abortion. He seems ok at first, though. Then goes from ok to the lowest depths of some shithole somewhere deeply drenched in his ego. However, the species of Andre hasn't yet developed a sense of self awareness, making him a very confident type of guy. No one has yet quite understood this phenomenon but psychologists and other scientists are working hard in trying to figure out this personality disorder.
Guy 1: I just saw an Andre.
Guy 2: I'm so sorry. Is there anything I can do for you? I can only imagine how terrible you must feel right now :(
by Simposium July 14, 2020
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1. Andre is one of the true bros of the group. He is the clown, he hosts the big parties and he is a veteran member of most 'bro groups'. He mostly doesn't care about the attention of other females even though his good looks could land him a few nice women. Andre cares about having a good time with the bros, and getting shit done. If he doesn't like you, he won't do anything about it, he'll just go about his day because he doesn't have time to give a fuck since he's having such a good time with the bros. In fact the only time he isn't have a good time with the homies, is if his mother dies. Other than that, 24/7 he will be having a good time with the bros.

2. A french/hispanic origin meaning 'manly'.
Tibau: Did you go to Andre's party? He's such a bro.
Nelson: Yeah I did go to his party, he's a true bro.
by geralt-is-a-bro November 22, 2021
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someone you love💕💕
marty: i fucking love you ANDRE

ddawg: aw i love you too ANDRE
by ddawggie May 7, 2021
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Andre or Allan

they proclaim that they have never seen their parents genitals, that is false. they have seen their fathers shaft windmilling towards their afraid mother. If you come to cross an Andre/Allan proceed to chant towards him " HE'S SEEN HIS DADS DICK"
Please, don't be an Andre or Allan guys
by THENuggetman9 April 16, 2019
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A good looking, God like in the sheets kind of man! He’s loved by everyone but only likes a few. He’s the guy that’ll leave you wondering “What If”. Get on his good side, and stay there. Don’t want to lose this one..
Look at Andres, I wish he was mine!
by hssnd69 December 29, 2020
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