Abbath

The lead singer of Immortal, the greatest Norwegian black metal band on erf.

Dude, last night at the Immortal show, Abbath blew fire into my face, thus melting it off!

by Theo Diehl October 29, 2007

Abominatrix

A sexually dominant female who forces her partners to do things that are an "abomination unto the Lord."

The abominatrix tied the man up and forced him to eat shellfish.

by Cuntoleezza Rice November 7, 2006

Absentee Printing

The much maligned practice of printing eleventy billion pages in a busy computer lab and then leaving them unattended on a laser printer's paper tray for long periods of time. Absentee printers often confuse and annoy their fellow computer lab patrons as their excessive printing quickly buries the print jobs of other lab patrons.

This practice often forces harried college students to waste precious time sifting through dozens of pages of random senior theses, flyers, newsletters, and other miscellaneous crap in order to find their term papers, tragically thwarting last minute attempts to finish and print homework 5 minutes before class starts.

Chronic absentee printers often sit blissfully at their computers browsing Facebook for extremely long periods of time before retrieving their documents.

Absentee printing is endemic to college computer labs the world over.

Bob stormed in late to his philosopy class because his essay got caught up in the fray of absentee printing.

Jane stood hovering over the printer for five minutes as he waited for the 100 page print job of an anonymous absentee printer to hopelessly spew out of the printer.

by iNetter December 1, 2009

Abow knas

When you shouldnt think about something

Min pappa dog precis i en bilolycka

Abow knas, men tänk inte på det, skickar du?

by diebalaa March 13, 2021

washboard abs

Well worked on, and to put it into some sort of perspective, its what you would call some Nice, lean, sexy, clean, buff, ABS!! If you uneed some proof that this is even possible, check out Usher! He got his washboard abs practically trademarked! ya dig?

What up?

YO! Check out that guy's washboard abs!

WOW!! You serious? Is that really him?? Man, he works out good!

by CK-Money February 25, 2007

abortionesque

1) Remincient of, or related to, an abortion.

2) Failure on a massive scale.

1) Did you see that girl? She's abortionesque.

2) The Bush presidency has been abortionesque.

by Steven Hopkins November 13, 2005

abby scuito

The eccentric, goth lab tech in US crime drama NCIS. Has an almost father-daughter like relationship with team leader Gibbs. She was very friendly with NCIS agent Caitlin "Kate" Todd and was distraught when she was killed while on a scene. She has also dated agent Timothy McGee She is a goth and has numerous piercings and tattoos. Was the hearing child for her deaf parents and likes to play her music LOUD, which is often heard in the lab. She gets through her shifts aided by her favourite energy drink, Caff-Pow.

Abby Scuito is played by Pauley Perrete, who has starred in many other US dramas, such as CSI:Crime Scene Investigation

by NCISfreak December 14, 2008