Competitive Hand Waving

1. A euphemism for decision-making based on the best sounding idea.

2. A travel game, whereby contestants traveling in an automobile time the amount of time it takes for people in other automobiles to return a hand wave. Lowest time is best.

Currently, development decision are often made in meetings on the basis of competitive hand waving, when they should be made on the basis of usability data.

by ToeJamboree February 18, 2010

The blue wave

The splash back you receive when taking a dump in a freshly cleaned Porta-potty. Often experienced by construction workers.

"Man, I just got hit by the blue wave"

by Crispy boys March 24, 2023

crotch wave

that feeling when you are suddenly moved up suddenly and you get a weird feeling in your crotch.

Chris: Dude You went down too fast on the seesaw I got crotch wave
Charlie: Oh sorry man

by friggles December 18, 2021

street waving fig

A possum headed raggamuffin located at either side of the road, usually trying to elicit sexual acts without success.

You fucking street waving fig. Get your thirsty tongue away from my ass hole.

by The street waver June 23, 2017

grain wave

Usually a guy who attempts to fit in with the grain (acts casual), but actually sticks out like a sore thumb.

Fernando: Do you see Sam over there? He's such a grain wave and doesn't even know it.

by j05h0 August 8, 2020

So Last Wave

Something that was cool in the first wave of coronavirus but is now just shit

Dave: do you wanna try my banana bread?
Gary: no Dave It's lockdown, and anyway, that's so last wave

by Colourburnznoah January 15, 2021

new wave fujoshi

a fujoshi that "makes fun" of white girls saying that they like yaoi. usually meant as a joke, but it quickly turns serious. they are obsessed with ea gay men and anime bl.

new wave fujoshi: omg yaoi i love being a lesjoshi i love dramatical murder yaoi !!!

by foilhats January 4, 2023