by Str8_F4cts December 03, 2018
by Anonymous_6_9 May 22, 2019
by Dean walking away May 03, 2021
Dean Koontz is a pioneer of fictional descriptive novels. He owns many golden retrievers.
Alternative definition: Splonald Squanson
Alternative definition: Splonald Squanson
Me to my friend: "You're a Dean Koontz."
My friend: "Why thank you, sir."
Me: "You're not welcome."
My friend: "DEAAAANN!"
Me: "Creamy :)"
My friend: "Why thank you, sir."
Me: "You're not welcome."
My friend: "DEAAAANN!"
Me: "Creamy :)"
by Hank Boontz May 05, 2021
Dean is the biggest muff i've ever seen, Dean Garofalo's are usually known for their giant muff mouths. Fuck it's astonishing. Dean inserts with every chick and he is a queen nai bastard.
Dean Garofalo is a muff!
by GrovesyThe2rd March 25, 2019
When you give a girl the long stroke and procees to bruise her cervix but she still comes back aggressively for more
by captainhook105 November 16, 2020