Empty ketchup bottle

When a guy goes down on a girl and she starts her period and she queefs in his face.

Dude I hooked up with Lacey last night, all was good until she empty ketchup bottled all over my face queef

by FurryWarlord December 5, 2016

neck some bottles

To smash down some booze.
Drink a lot of alcohol rather rapidly.

"Oi cunt! Let's go out and neck some bottles and fuck some bitches!"

by KizzaKunt December 22, 2016

Concreters Water Bottle

A tally of VB or other local cheap beer. The term originated from the constant replacement of a water bottle with a tally/long-neck of cheap beer when waiting for concrete to set so they can complete the finish and drive home; usually with another tally for the drive.

Bloody hell, those lads are already on to the concreters water bottle! They'll be driving home blind!

by jimbob77 January 31, 2019

Twat bottle rocket

When you are handling spicy foods and put your fingers in or around a woman’s ham wallet.

I was cutting jalapeños for dinner last night and Becky tried to get frisky. I forgot to wash my hands and gave her the ol’ twat bottle rocket by mistake.

by Im AG AF May 9, 2018

Two cares in a bottle

Derivative of "without a care in the world."

The bottle may or may not be a reference to alcohol; that much is not known.

He wanted to travel without two cares in a bottle.

by theGenesispiano April 14, 2012

Forgetting your bottle

When you're smoking weed with your friends out of a bong and you walk away and someone says "hey you forgot your bottle", and you think he's talking about the bong but it's actually a bottle of soda

"Man that was some good weed, let's go to the minute market for some monster dubs"
"Hey you forgot your bottle"
"Oh shit is he talking about the bong?"
"No I've got it right here, it's just our bottle of soda"
"Oh damn, talk about forgetting your bottle"

by HitMixer420 July 12, 2022

Paella ina bottle

A true artisan sauce made by a legendary Spanish lady. Suitable in a rice dish or treat yourself and chug from the bottle. You can't go wrong bringing this number to a family dinner.

My grandma knows how to finesse paella ina bottle.

by Severelykickedback November 9, 2022