goose taking off

The act of leaning far forward whilst sitting on the toilet to help ease out a particularly difficult/large stool

“Mate that was terrible, I’m all backed up, it was so bad I was leaning forward like a goose taking off trying to squeeze that one out”

by TheAntiDote2019 July 11, 2023

rockin' my cock off

a phrase said when something/someone is really stellar

nico: "dude take a bite of this creampuff"
ruby: "ohh my god man this is totes rockin' my cock off rn this is so good"

by sergeant pebble December 08, 2022

soap off

The act of jerking off with soap in the shower. ( My boyfriend and I were enjoying some shower fun and I started soaping his junk for him and I said "I'm soaping you off" and it stuck.

I helped my boyfriend soap off in the shower

by Freakyqueen January 19, 2018

Shut the fk off

Work it out

- Nagam

*Repeat this phrase in response to any comment that doesn’t sit well with you*

“Shut the fk off”

by Nagam September 18, 2020

Jorking Off

Its like jerking off but in a baller way!

guy1: wanna get on roblox?

guy2: no im Jorking Off!

by JesterDeen January 14, 2024

wax one off

A quick nut, to briefly masturbate

I felt horny, so I decided to wax one off

by Chubby dude March 15, 2015

Off the Buckethatt

That something is random

‘Wow. Why did she say that? That was so off the buckethatt.’

by LiveLoveLaughyes July 09, 2021