September 5th

Your Parents had sex on new year.

You are born on september 5th?
Ask your parents what they did on new year

by Imagineit? November 24, 2021

March 5th

The prettiest Bitch was born this day. She’s kind, thoughtful, and giving. And she don’t play non of them fuck games she will beat your ass on sight. She’s also got a fat ass and a big ass head. She also loves hard especially her friends she might not have a lot but when she does she’ll do anything for them.

“I got the coldest btc ever she was born on March 5th”
“Wow she must be cold”

by Georgiapeachbtc November 24, 2021

Sayoofa 54

A stupid ass bitch loser that don't get no bitches cuz he a weird as loser gay white boy

"yo you guys know that guy who smells like walking gonorrhea"
"yea he's such a Sayoofa 54"

by The voice of a million November 24, 2021

December 5th

Give Kiana your hoodie day

Hey it's December 5th, give Kiana your hoodie day!

by kianasman December 3, 2021

January 5th

national sexy bitch day, only sexy horny motherfuckers are born on this day and they deserve lots of sex

:it’s january 5th
:your birthday?
:yes now fuck me

by lilmicrowavablepizza December 4, 2021

December 5th

December 5th is National B Appreciation Day all across the United States. Everyone must stop what they are doing and celebrate for the most important day of the year!

Today is December 5th!!! That means it’s National B Appreciation Day!

by Jkkjhdow990 December 5, 2021

February 5th

National give your Crush a hug day!

Give your crush a hug on Feb.5th to celebrate that special day, that could possibly bring people together!

If you can’t hug them, Text them!

Let them know how much they mean to you!

Be Bold!

Hey it’s February 5th! Are you going to hug your crush?

Omg I totally forgot about that! Ofc I’m going too!

by Mgabri! 💘 February 4, 2022