no whiffs, brands, or butts

Humorous parody-phrase to mean "no puffin', please!"

Alternative phrases for da "no whiffs, brands, or butts" saying could be either, "no sniffs i.e., what nasally-offended people would frowningly do when they "whiff" the offensive/irritating smell of a cigarette's being puffed, blands instead of "brands" --- as in Marlboros or Winstons --- this word would refer to "lights", as in, non-full-flavor cancer-sticks, or butts", or "no odifs i.e., actions that are odiferous, wands i.e., long tubular objects, or butts".

by QuacksO November 27, 2021

Your butt feels like pie

When you donkey feels like apple pie or rhubar

Your butt feels like pie is a word

by Luke Johnson April 26, 2020

butt conductor

One who is obsessed with the buttock area.

Randy had so many pictures of butts in his apartment that I do believe him to be a butt conductor of epic proportion, he can't hide it.

by Podscoff March 4, 2016

butt

2 cheeks that look nice.

your butt looks sexy,

by ilikebigdrugs November 29, 2022

Butt Dumpling

When one stresses the digestion system so profusely the inner walls of the colon have no choice but to abort the festering cyst that has manifested from nothing but soy based ramen and Serrano peppers.

Oh man we ate too much ramen I feel a "Butt Dumpling" knocking.

by Bobby Brinkman August 4, 2024

kidney butt

The overflowing fat pushed up and out of one's way too tight jeans, which causes the said fat to be repositioned at kidney level.

Hey bro..... That chick is smokin hot, but check out her kidney butt!!!

by gnrcoax762 May 14, 2012

butt-shit-pissed

adj. a word used in rehab for being over this shit; extremely annoyed

Created by Thomas Sylvester-Lay

Person A: "How's your inpatient program treating you?"
Person B: "They took my sheets. I'm butt-shit-pissed."

Person A: "I've been waiting to get discharged for an hour and a half. I'm butt-shit-pissed!"

by OcotilloPatient June 17, 2018