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light skinned girl

a black girl who is either mixed or just naturally has ligher skin than most black people.

Light skinned girls, because of their high desirability, often talk to many guys at once flirting and leading all of them on without ever actual putting out. Light skinned girls are also extremely bad at answering phone calls, responding to text messages, or following through with plans. Another trait of a light skinned girl is a constantly vibrating phone from the constant stream of messages, tweets, likes, shares, follows, retweets, and favorited pictures. Conversation with light skinned girls is almost impossible without perfect timing, words must be interjected into their busy schedule of posing for selfies, taking selfies, posting selfies, and giving their selfies tags like "#TeamLightSkin, #NoFilter, #SoUgly, #DontHate, #JustWokeUP, #WishIWasPretty"
Light skinned girls will cause you to lose other potential women by causing you to focus all your efforts into fucking them until realize you're never hitting that.
Tom: What the fuck! I almost got fired the other day for having my phone vibrate in my pocket and Becky's over their texting in front of the manager
Randy: Duh, Becky's a light skinned girl

Travis: Dude i can't believe Shanelle stood me up last night
Mike: Shanelle the light skinned girl?
Travis: yeah!
Mike: Well what'd you expect thats what they do

Kyle: i cant believe i got Shawnna's number
Mark: Yeah i got it 6 months ago...
Kyle: Oh gross i dont want your sloppy seconds!!
Mark: chill bro, she's a light skinned girl. she played like we were gonna fuck for months....i never even made out with her
by HEARTLESSTHEMONSTER December 21, 2013
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Black Girl Day

BGD only involves black girls obvi its every single day but people usually celebrate it at the 3th of

july. It's a moment to celebrate and thank god that he made black girls. You usually go out clubbing and having fun with only black people.
Hey Tanisha, guess what? It's Black Girl Day tomorrow!
by bxnzouzi May 3, 2019
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hobbit-girl-lover

Poor Boy, which thinks, he is a womanizer.
Larsson: Hi guys, I meet a chick last night, she was awesome.

The Gang: Hahahah naive Hobbit-Girl-Lover
by the_urban_urban October 21, 2014
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Gossip Girl Books

The Gossip Girl Books are written by Cecily von Ziegesar. They are books describing the lives of different poeple on the Upper East Side in New York City. It discusses parties, the presence of drugs and alcohol, family life, events, such as fashion shows and charity get togethers, vacations, schooling, and of course designer clothes. Two people the books follows are Blaire and Serena who lead the most fabulous lives including vacations in St. Barths, beautiful luxurious penthouses, and private schools for the uber rich. These girls are socialites and truly live the socialite life with their pictures in big papers and glossy magazines. These books are addictive and unforgettable. You will not be able to put them down unless you are jealous of the rich and famous, which most people are I suppose.
Girl 1: I read the entire Gossip Girl series in one day. They are impossible to put down!

Girl 2: Those books disgust me. I bought the first one and threw it away.

Girl 1: Well I am gorgeous and rich so I can read the books without getting jealous.

Girl 2: Hmf!
by Anonymous August 29, 2004
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Pick-me girl

A girl exhibiting desperate, attention-seeking behavior, usually arising out of social insecurity. She seeks a stable identity in a social group by mirroring the behavior of the males at the top of a dominance hierachy. Sorority pick-me girls will wear their caps backwards and shotgun beers to fit in with the alpha frat guys. Alt pick-me girls will adopt alt fashion styles or hobbies such as gaming or skating to fit in with the alt sigma types.

Unbeknownst to pick-me girls, social acceptance is the result of someone authentically expressing admired qualities, rather than consciously manipulative social signalling. Because a pick-me girl draws a surface-level conclusion about what garners attention and then fabricates an entire personality around this observation, she slowly becomes a vapid human being.

Most pick-me girls in modern society successfully receive validation from simp males who don't understand female behavior. Normal girls hate to see this. On the other hand, there is hope for a pick-me girl. If pick-me girls are genuinely open to mastering a hobby or interest, they become real social contributors. The safe space created by shared genuine interest can cure the pick-me girl of her social insecurities, thus letting go of the need for male validation in the first place. Normal girls ESPECIALLY hate it when a pick-me girl successfully becomes interesting and truly respected by the male dominance hierarchy - they never let it go that she started as a pick-me girl.
Mason: Yo, Amy is such a pick-me girl. Idk if she can hang, bruh.

Doug: Nah, dawg. Amy is actually really cool. She did a nosegrind last week - she can actually skate better than most of the crew. Yeah, she started off being a lil much, but I actually respect her hustle now.

David: Yeah, Amy's dope. Also she has one hell of a rack.
Amy: Fuck off, David. I'm standing right here.
by socialsavv December 22, 2022
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Fat Girl Crying

Signals the end of a party or concert, or closing time of a nightclub or bar. At the end of any social gathering there will always, always be a fat girl crying.
Time to go, fat girls are crying.

'What time are we leaving?'

'5 past fat girl crying.'
by Tonymicjoe November 17, 2009
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token hot girl

The one good looking girl in a group of fat chicks.
Wow, if it wasn't for the token hot girl with them, those fat chicks would never get in the club.
by dc12345 May 22, 2007
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