Mag my bag

Geting hit in the balls with a Glock magazine.

Hey mag my bag. 33 rounds please

by dude named Tyler from shawano June 4, 2022

bagging bitches at the horse shop

the acclaimed top-10 bestseller novel by two young studs in a godforsaken place

it's about the intertwining lives of donner, joanna (stuttering), and julie from the perspectives of their respective partners

1: "you ever read 'bagging bitches at the horse shop'?"
2: "that can't be a real book you fucking tart"
3: "yeah it's a banger, dave turn the light on and get off"
1: "dave what the fuck, what touching my wife at parties you creep (you weirdo)"

by ejb723 March 10, 2023

moto bag

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Frank got the new moto bag.

by anonymous December 4, 2022

Ass Bagging

Female version of Tea Bagging. When you are laying down face up, and your girl pulls her pants down and ass-clap squats on to your face repeatedly.

Dude, this chick last night was ass bagging me until I called her daddy.

by daddyganggang September 21, 2019

Bag the Swag

Just try to hide your swag, in a fucking bag.

Bruhhhh stop showing off that swag just bag the swag.

by OS GoST January 9, 2020

A Bag

Someone who is dirty and does disgusting things. One who lies, cheats or steals. Short for dirtbag.

Omg Karen, Dustin smells awful today. Omg Cyndi I know, he’s such a bag.

Kyle is a bag.

by Chrispen VonWordsenberg January 15, 2020

bags of shit to hold

When somebody dumps an unpleasant task on you with the expectation that you must immediately do something about it, especially when the task in question is completely outside your ordinary area of responsibility.

My elderly father lives 150 miles away but he just called telling me he has fallen on the floor and can't get up, as usual he gives me more bags of shit to hold.

by Gingerbread Demon May 29, 2023