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face time

When you say "hi"
There's Tom. Face time Tom!
by Anonymous October 6, 2003
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drink face

The act of fucking a face so savagly that you can drink it afterwards.
God i want to drink face Annette.
by Mike and me January 6, 2005
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brown bag face

a face on a kid so ugly that should wear a brown bag over his face cuz it makes ppl cry and scare kids of the playground
Alvin is a brown bag face.
Damn hes ugly what a brown bag face.
by Sukh 2626 September 23, 2008
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ghost faced killah

An inexperienced (usually younger) partier who tries and hang with the big boys. Tells stories about things that never happened to try to be cool. will drink and smoke weed for about an hour turn white and give excuses about why he is the " ghost faced killah". Extra points if Candaian.
Ryan: Logan do you feel ok?

Logan: (starting to look pale) I'm cool I just need some air.

Lawrence: Damn fool, you're the ghost faced killah tonite!
by lboog December 15, 2008
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punch a baby whale in the face

what you feel like doing when you're really, really, REALLY freakin' pissed.
"I'm so mad, I could just punch a baby whale in the face! Bam!"

"Wow, did you see Kelly when that dude told her she had small eyes? She looked like she wanted to punch a baby whale in the face!"
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bouncing waves of fuck-face

no cell phone service, sporadic cell signal causing clipping phone conversations and/or disconnections
While driving in the mountains bouncing waves of fuck-face made it impossible to call mom.
by dead saint September 25, 2009
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Standard Issue Midget Face

Or “SIMF” for short. Most dwarves have the same face. When you see a “SIMF” you just know that look. It’s a very standard look amongst little people, with distinct features including a large head and prominent forehead. A non-dwarf or little person can also have a standard issue midget face, in fact, this is a great way to define people that look like little people but are not suffering from achondroplasia.
Tara definitely has standard issue midget face. You can totally see it in her large prominent forehead.
by Adelemoney March 31, 2020
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