trojan baby

When your Trojan breaks and you have a baby it is a Trojan baby.

John told me his condom broke. Looks like he's got a Trojan baby coming.

by Timstauder January 2, 2017

baileys baby

Bloating of the the belly after consuming too much baileys, usually from consumption of cheap wetherspoon measures resulting in pregnancy look and "morning sickness" from teenage adolescents yet to learn the appreciation of said tipple...

I'm so drunk I think I'm going to have a baileys baby.

by Onion Dave January 11, 2017

Baby M

For a sweet girl with lots of intentions you must love her

"She is so frickin sweet, sweeter than sugar that's my Baby M"

by Champagn mami January 11, 2017

shampoo the baby

Basically used to describe the process of having sexual entercourse with a pregnant woman.

- What did you do last night?
- It was amazing! I brougth this pregnant chick home. I'm pretty sure I'll shampoo the baby sooner than expected.

by Tcheikovski January 19, 2017

Baby Shower

In spite, bang out a load into a lady's luffa before it's use

Bitch drank my last beer! I see a baby shower in her future.

by Rwgnstein January 20, 2017

Docking baby

The result of having intercorse with a woman after docking with a dude. The residual semen from docking a dude gets trapped in the forskin, then released into the vagina. Thus, causing a pregnancy.

Oh, this kid, he is a docking baby.

by The Axxhole January 22, 2017

satan baby

Someone or something satanic or me

That guuurl, is a total satan baby

by supersassysquad16 January 23, 2017