make up sex

After a couple have an argument and decide to settle it with sexual relations.
The best sex there is!

1) You whore....wanna have make up sex?
2) dude, me and da missius had make up sex last night.it was da bomb

by McTony November 5, 2005

Bum Sex

When some people (can be any amount) insert their penis, into someone's bum hole- can be any gender, as long as they have a bum hole

Joey: OIOI
Trevor: OIOI UR IN A GOOD MOOD TODAY INIT
Joey:YEAH JUST HAD THE BEST BUM SEX
Trevor:... with who?

Joey: ..... you?! dont u remember it was like 5 minutes ago and you went to go to the bathroom

(Pause)
(Another Trevor comes out of the bathroom)

Trevor1: YOU AGAIN?!
Trevor2: wha-?
Trevor1: I TOLD U TO STOP HAVIN BUM SEX WITH MY LAD
Trevor2: Well I did. And he likes me better init

(Both Trevors look at Joey)
1&2: WELL?!

(Joey hesistates)
(Another trevor comes out of the wardrobe)

Trevor3: OIOI!
Joey: HIM

(JOEY AND TREVOR3 RUN AWAY TOGETHER AND HAVE POOP BABIES FROM ALL THE ANAL)

by FATTESTCHODE August 19, 2019

Sex Plagiarism

The person who copies the definition for sex into their own definitions for fucking credit.

James pulled off his pants. "I wanna have sex with you, babes." James pressed Sabrina against the wall covering her lips with his, and thrust his tongue into her mouth. James reached behind Sabrina, pulling her clothes off and pushed her onto his bed. He stuck three fingers up her dripping pussy and pumped the walls of her vagina. Then, his fingers found her G-spot, and he pushed down hard on it. "Oooh, harder, harder!" James pushed harder, and white cum shot out of her vagina. James lowered his head and probed her pussy with his tongue. Sabrina helped by pushing his head between her legs with her hands. "Your tongue is like magic," He responded by pushing even harder, making her cum. Then, he sat up and shoved her head between his legs. James' cock was so long, the entire thing wouldn't fit into Sabrina's mouth. She moved her head up and down, sucking on each ball carefully. Then, she pumped the cock into her mouth until he cummed. Then, she seized his fat, dripping penis with her hands and rubbed it up and sex plagiarism

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 26, 2022

haleigh sex

you find a hot girl....... me and haleigh where in the bed last night

i had haleigh sex last night...................................................................................................................................................

by nkenckjnckwncie huac sxjs c May 17, 2018

Toilet Sex

An act of which three people join together in the toilets to piss

Person one: guys I really need to pee!
Person two: yes! toilet seggs!
Person three: yes lets go have toilet seggs!

Person four: whats toilet sex?

Person one: where we go and piss in the toilets!

by goffgorl February 22, 2022

Sex jousting

When the man is receiving oral sex and he is about to ejaculate he then backs up almost as far as he can (still holding in the sperm) and while the man or woman is still on his/her knees with his/her mouth open the man then screams while charging at the person on the ground then he rams his cock into the mouth while releasing his sperm.

Tiffany:I want to try something different this time Jack
Jack:How about sex jousting?
Tiffany:most definently

by Booty eater tht has a 9 incher May 7, 2018

Wasp sex

White Anglo-Saxon Protestant sex. The most boring kind of sex there is. Missionary, 9 pm, lights off, maximum of 15 minutes.

Jade: I swear, if you keep acting like this, I'm giving you wasp sex tonight.
Ramone: Shit babe, sorry.

by Mr. Quell August 4, 2016