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Wood-rat

A redneck, similar to that of a hood-rat, but from the woods, this person I countrified. They probably drive a big lifted truck, own a farm and act tough, despite him being from the country this person is not stupid and will actually fuck your day up if you piss him off.

He has a on off switch for his country boy charm and will steal your girl in a heartbeat if he wants to, he often will be seen drinking l, smoking Marlboros and playing loud country/hickhop music while driving a truck or tractor.
Girl #1: omg jake is sooo annoying with his country boy shit.

Girl #2: nah he just a cool wood-rat
by diggymac June 11, 2018
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wood chucking

Using exessive teeth on the chotch or penis
"She started wood chucking my junk, so I was forced to stab the bitch/ho"
by Alex Langston January 11, 2009
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good wood

The term relating to the erect state of the penis before sex.
Tom: "yo yo bitch i remember last night this girl was giving me a good wood IFFIN YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN"

British Tom: "Last night before coitus I happened to stumble upon what the urban lubbers would call a 'good wood.' It was very sensational."
by Austin Boston Doston October 9, 2006
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tiger woods

Tiger Woods is to golf what Ali is to boxing or Jordan is to basketball, hands down.
by Jerry Kinard August 7, 2007
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Choping Wood

The act of kicking some one in the croch repetedly.
That dude just got his Wood Choped by his eX.

Insted of an ass beating...we'll Chop his Wood
by NeoFox October 17, 2003
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Tiger Wood

A colloquial term used to describe a woman with whom you may not choose to fornicate with, but Tiger Woods may. Not to be confused with the much coveted synonym Tiger Wood.
Guy 1: "Dude I would totally smash on that chick over there!"
Guy 2: "Nah bro, I wouldn't but Tiger Wood."
by degausser05 December 30, 2009
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J Wood

to walk up to someone and talk to them very closely while your breath is so terrible it's like a fist from your mouth
Dude I was stocking aisle 2 and Ed totally J Wooded me
by ihjw247 April 26, 2011
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