Wonky

Tilted or messed up in some way

That tree is a little wonky

by Aaaaaakkdjdjshxbdb December 23, 2017

Wonky

Wonk or Wonky is another word for distorted. If your face is not symmetrical then you have a Wonky ass face.

#1: that’s a really cute dog
#2: yeah... but the face is a bit wonky
#1: I think that’s why it’s so cute. Like ugly cute.

by wonkgod December 30, 2017

wonkyjogged

Messed up or crooked.

That picture frame is wonkyjogged.

by H Kasper January 8, 2018

Wonka

The funniest person you’ll ever know. Very wonky (silly)

Oh my gosh you are so funny wonka

by G_girl February 1, 2018

Wonky Club Banger

The word 'wonky' is to be used in a positive manner to describe the type of music being played. Wonky depicts a simply gripping and invigoratingly clever composition of any genre that immediately sends chills down your spine upon hearing it, whilst making you wish that this very song went on for hours.

*Radio starts smacking out a fat beat*

Garry: Wow, this is truly a wonky club banger

by JoshBurgerAndFries May 6, 2018

wonkier

more wonky

Deanna is wonkier than anybody

by Ajax Murraaay May 24, 2018

Wonko the Sane

"Hold stick near centre of its length. Moisten pointed end in mouth. Insert in tooth space, blunt end next to gum. Use gentle in-out motion."
—The toothpick instructions that convinced Wonko mankind in general was crazy.

Wonko The Sane is a character in the book So Long And Thanks For All The Fish, written by Douglas Adams

by Some Froog May 30, 2018