Boner Jihad

A fashion term, (n.)
To take something which is conventionally acknowledged as erotic or sexual and to re-condition it by ridding it of anything that reminds a person of sex.

Lady Gaga's wardrobe choices are the pillars of Boner Jihad.

E.g. Tight leather dress (sexual), add Kermit the Frog heads (wtf) = Boner Jihad.

by Cleonator October 22, 2011

Boner Jam

A Boner Jam is a really good song. A Boner Jam can be a song from any genre.

"the home depot theme song is a real boner jam."

by Holidaytingz March 29, 2021

Bravado Boner

When you're acting tough and you get a stiffy from it.

Dan: Man, I just told my boss off and got so excited. I think I got a bravado Boner.

Rick: Word.

by Pocket Rocket CPA July 17, 2018

Boner Money

Spending all your money to only be left w/ a giant boner. Money spent, usually at strip clubs, on getting a boner.

I spent all this money at the strip club only to be left w/ a giant boner. Ahh, boner money and blue balls!

by Shad Michael November 01, 2011

cookie boner

When food looks so good that you get excited

Girl: This mall has a Mrs. Fields...I can smell it

Boy: Damn, I've got a cookie boner!

by bigphatlauren June 29, 2009

Boner Technician

One who has the specific training and experience in the creation of a successful bonfire. Those who possess such skills are the only individuals who have the necessary abilities to tend to what we know as a bonfire.

"Colin, the boner technician that he is, assembled the greatest fire with only the most exotic wood. Only he had the abilities to erect such a raging boner."

by Lemski August 24, 2008

Mini Boner

A nickname given to a chinese guy that has a very small penis.

Guy 1: yo, danny has a small penis!
Guy 2: isn't his nickname Mini Boner?

Guy 1: yeah, he can't chop girls with that mini boner...

by Daho October 17, 2010