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super wedge 

An ass wedge that is the worst, deepest, most painful wedge ever. A way to achieve this wedge is to ride a waterslide, become airborn, and your bathing suit will get sucked up into your ass.
Ally had a super wedge after riding Gironimo at Water Country!
super wedge by Killah B April 27, 2006
Luke Skywalker's mate from Star Wars, unlike most of the other Pilots he doesn't make the mistake of saying "I could take on the whole Empire myself" which guarantees a sudden death by Imperial laser cannon about 5 minutes later. Managed to survive the Death Star trench and the Hoth Battle, and the second Death Star attack. His full name is Wedge Antilles, which sounds like Mexican food. Also, he is a fat cunt and it's a wonder he ever managed to "Wedge" himself into the cockpit of his fighter.
"Wedge, tighten the straps and we'll hoist you out of the cockpit with a forklift. Hey - who ate all the space pies?!"
wedge by justplainevil June 13, 2004

widnesian 

Some who lives in or born in Widnes
A widnesian is a crack smoking, ass sniffing, burberry reject who pimp out there daughters to be first in line to collect there dole money.

widgetwhore 

A Mac user (OSX 10.4+) who fills up the dashboard with widgets, of which many, or at least some, are unnecessary or ridiculous. Most common among new Mac users, particularly recently converted windoze users. Commonly, but not always, characterized by cuteness or bouncyness.
Girl One: What time is it?
Girl Two: Let me hit F-12.
Girl One: What is the weather in Rome?
Girl Two: I'll check my dashboard.
Girl One: Who was the seventh president of Malawi?
Girl Two: I have a widget for that.
Girl One: What a widgetwhore.
widgetwhore by KD5PBO July 16, 2008

Thug Widget 

Handling your business..since widget is a fictitious word it is used as slang to put up a front"crying in front of mirror naked
Norberto went to the bathroom to handle his thug widget
Thug Widget by Sincilian January 19, 2009

Widebody Labia Kit

A term used by car enthusiast to describe when a woman's gash is so blown out that it looks as if there are curtains of meat hanging out of what should be a self contained organ.
-"Hey man, ive been hooking up with this girl and she definitley has a widebody labia kit installed."
-"Oh yeah, what comes in the box when you order it?"
-"A pound of boars head roast beef and a box of self tapping screws."