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Whistling up a pig's ass 

This picturesque expression was originally used by Rednecks in the USA, but has achieved wider usage due to combined operations of US and European troops. It is used to describe something that totally futile, a waste of time and effort and something that you do not wish to do. By extension it can be applied to mean a person who is a waste of time and effort, someone with whom you do not wish to associate and whose existence can only be described as one of nature's biggest mistakes..
Malcolm's made another great and glorious cock-up, that asshole really is no more use than whistling up a pig's ass!
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Waubay Whistler 

Much like the sound of pinching the open end of a balloon and listen to the air whistle while it slowly exits. To perform the Waubay Whistler, you blow air into your woman's vagina. Quickly you pinch the labia together and allow the inside air to escape slowly. The resulting sound is a whistle of sorts emitting from the vagina.
I was bored whilst performing cunnilingus on my girlfriend, so I shook things up a bit and gave her a good ol' Waubay Whistler.

WHISTLING RODRIGUEZ 

WHEN A LATIN GUY GIVES YOU A HAND JOB WHILE WHISTLING SALSA MUSIC
DURING MY CRUISE TO ENSENADA MY WAITER OFFERED ME ME A WHISTLING RODRIGUEZ
WHISTLING RODRIGUEZ by JAILWILLY August 21, 2011

Wristlet 

A word commonly found on /fit/ typically used to describe a man with proportionally small, weak wrists and/or forearms.
“When I wrap my index and thumb around my wrist, they touch. Is that normal?”

“Deadlift more, fucking wristlet.”
Wristlet by crusty oreo February 10, 2021

Shit Whistler 

To create a whistling noise like that of blowing over a bottle, except using another person's shit hole. Thus a shit whistler. Can be used to imply someone is of a homosexual persuasion.
Mike in a childish voice up the stairs: "I've just turned all the items in your room upside down..."

James runs to his room...

James: "Ahh mannn! You dirty little shit whistler!!"
Shit Whistler by Cranberries12345 January 14, 2011

whistlecore

A genre of music relating to the modern concept of hardcore music (it is also related to metalcore, emocore, grindcore, and many other "core" genres.)

The music is played primarily with screaming vocals and a whistle. Often it is merely 1 person whistling, then screaming.
Johnny is was totally headbanging to the awesome whistlecore, before he burst out laughing.
whistlecore by cool4dude April 29, 2005

Whistleblower 

The heroes that expose crimes and corrupt activities even though they will be punished harshly by the government for daring expose their dirty secrets.
Bradley Manning was a Whistleblower who exposed the lies of the military industrial complex and incurred the wrath of the Obama administration. Edward Snowden was a Whistleblower who broke the news that the NSA was recording everything any american did online, on their phones, or within just about any networked electronic communications technology (in violation of the 4th Amendment.)