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tool shed

hey francesco lets go hang out at the tool shed, i brought my vaseline ;)
by cro magnum October 6, 2007
mugGet the tool shedmug.

tool

A tool is someone who says one thing one moment and then something else the next. A stupid idiot who ushualy smells and has bad hygene often deniying it and pinning the blame on someone else.
A fag, asswhole, bitch, idiot all of these can discribe a fag for example dillon.

that kid Dillon is such a tool.
by Harrison Ungar April 21, 2007
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sex tool

A resident of Fargo, ND, who's personality is characterized as "extremely unusual." This is a self-fulfilling title and was first used by the one and only "Brett Lewis"
by ranger36 May 16, 2006
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tool shed

A large appendage of abdominal fat that covers up the (usually male) genetalia. Hence, a "shed" for one's "tool."
"Ha ha! I went into WalMart yesterday, and it was filled with people with tool sheds wearing tight pants!"
by ProfessorOwl May 29, 2007
mugGet the tool shedmug.

Total Tool

by G January 28, 2003
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Tool Room

The coolest Marines in a squadron.

They are too cool for their shops.

They are known for gang banging ordnance, seat shop, powerline, airframes, and avionics shops wives/girlfriends/sisters/mothers.

They are sexy motherf**kers.

All other shops cannont complete even the simplest task themselves without first begging tool room for the tools required.
"Hey where's your wife at man?"
"She's in tool room again playing with their tools."
Wow man, that's awesome. I wish my girlfriend would bang some tool room guys!"
"I'm sure she does."
"Sweet!"
by ToolGuy June 4, 2009
mugGet the Tool Roommug.

tool shed

The tool shed, for overweight men, would be the area just above the penis (another slang term for this area is the F.U.P.A. - Frontal Upper Pubic Area) The extra fat surrounds the penis, protecting it as a tool shed protects its tools.
"They say its just more cushion for the pushin, but really it was just his tool shed absorbing the coital impact."
by Harry Hole September 23, 2012
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