Smurf Dick

Slang for multi-wire bundles used in residential structured wiring, typically consisting of two RG6 coax cables and two CAT5e Ethernet cables. They're usually blue and a little over half an inch in diameter, hence the name.

Hey Jim, where's that spool of smurf dick? Some dumbass forgot to pull the drop behind the TV in the master bathroom.

by Truckingeek October 19, 2018

Smurf

A Smurf is when you go into a portaloo and people flip it to the floor and they come out in all blue stuff like a Smurf

Hey, Alyssa remember that day you turned into a smurf?

by Zurgzy June 1, 2021

Smurf

A type of curse word used for brain rotted children who are 5 years old with mommys ipad with her secret tabs.

ill smurf you up!

by Seb1245 March 14, 2025

smurf rim job

When you take a dump large enough and with velocity in a porta potty that the blue water splashes up and gived your leather cheerio a kiss.

Oh man, I had to poop so fast that I received a smurf rim job in that porta potty

by SvenMacdirmada April 21, 2022

Smurfing

Originating in Australia smurfing is the art of sending an image of ones self via snapchat with ones face colored blue like a smurf.

"Oh I just got a new snapchat.

Omg their face is blue they must be smurfing me."

by DFL20003000 March 5, 2014

Smurfing

The sexual act of choking ones partner until they turn blue.

Darling, I do love a good bit of smurfing!

by 123qweasdzxcrtyfghvbn May 23, 2015

danny smurf

Danny"Teddy" Theodorow

Danny Smurf is coming to drink with us.

by Shitfuckfire June 16, 2020