Douche Rocket

The ultimate level of being a douche. Usually in reference to someone that you find really annoying and/or incompetent.

What is the deal with Andy, he is being such a Douche Rocket with these retarded projects.

by The Michalenko January 30, 2009

nickel rocket

Originally, a worn-out, coming-apart, or coverless baseball that was covered heavily with electrician's tape to extend its usefulness. (Early 20th century.)

We often played baseball all afternoon with nothing more than a nickel rocket if nobody could come up with an actual ball.

by OhJohnnyOh October 27, 2012

drama rocket

A term that refers to an individual or group of individuals that become dramatic easily, typically for the sake of getting attention. Seen mostly in high school students, college couples, and Protestants.

Davo: Whaaa! Everyone keeps coming into my room, my Mexican roommate masturbates hourly, everyone thinks I'm a flagpole sitter, Postal 2 is ripping my soul apart, I spilled my pooding, Pumster keeps leaving dirty messages on my Post-It Notes, I need me some peach ring action, some Catholic keeps giving me the finger in crapel, my girlfriend won't stop pinching me, I have too much school work, summer vacation is too far away, and I'm, pardon me, effin tired! Whaaa!!
Luis: Whoa, don't launch a drama rocket, holmes!

by HugeBreasticle March 31, 2005

pocket rocket

A small fast car

Nissan Pulsar GTIR

by Anonymous August 11, 2003

rice rocket

An ebarassment to automobiles worldwide. Why somone would feel it necessary to put money and time in modifying a Japanese car in hopes that it could keep up with REAL sports cars is beyond my comprehesion. Here's an idea- save your fucking money and buy a real car assholes.

I pulled up next to a rice rocket on my ride on lawn mower at a traffic light. The giant "CIVIC" and japanese symbol stickers blinded the rice boy's view as I continued to burn his ass.

by zimzimma July 18, 2003

Shprinkle-Rocket

1. The genitalia for a young male

"Don't make me grab your Shprinkle-Rocket!!

by JGF69 March 16, 2009

sock rocket

The result of covering one's erect penis with a sock.
Cock + Sock = Sock Rocket.
Primarily for novelty and teasing.

He took my phone and ended up finding the picture of Andrew's sock rocket.

-Any suggestions for an erotic photo?
-You could go with a sock rocket...
-okay...

by Taschend January 5, 2008