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Harlingen, Texas

The shithole of the Rio Grande Valley. The most boring, depressing place in Texas, maybe in the whole United States. The most exciting thing to do down here is smoke weed. That's how boring it is. Not only that, the town is filthy and there's no good looking girls..... unless 250 pounds, tattoos and body piercings is what you want in a chick.
"Where you going for the weekend?"

I'm going to Harlingen, Texas.

Cool, what are you gonna do down there?

Go watch the Cardinals play? Fuck.....i don't know. Save me!
by Will Y. December 6, 2012
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diahn Texas

a vaginal disorder.
Ingrown Pubic Hairs.
Vaginal Bleeding.

RAPIST that enjoys Pokemon and with no TITS
samsons bitch 'diahn Texas" likes to get big ass gang green balls in her mouth.
by casey donahew September 3, 2009
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Texas Handbag

A method by which one carries Alpine skis at one's side similar to the way a hand bag is held by use of apposing ski pole straps to create a handle from which skis are hung. Appropriate coordinating texas handbag accessories include natural fur clothing, cowboy boots, wet denim, large hair, confused facial expressions.
Stacy Marron always sports a Texas Handbag between her truck and the chairlift.
by JakeStur April 8, 2011
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Texas Epiphany

The moment you realize that you actually did shit your pants.
I was talking to my boss and thought I had slipped one out unnotice when I had my Texas epiphany.
by Micro67 May 9, 2010
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Texas Horseshoe

When the dominant partner during intercourse finishes the act of love by making a horseshoe shape with their feces on the submissive partner chest across the neck.
Dude gave her a Texas horseshoe.

If you're in the poo, the Texas Horseshoe is for you.

Although I can't prove it, Hank is into the ole' Texas Horseshoe.
by Texas Horseshoe May 25, 2010
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Texas Turnbuckle

The act of a gentleman placing his testicles above the waistband and pulling up his shirt, showing his Texas Turnbuckle.
Jack asked “ Hey buddy how are you holding up those drawers?” Dylan was ready and had his balls in position above the waistband and slowly lifted his shirt, “The Texas Turnbuckle is holding these pants up.”
by JBDD August 16, 2019
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texas twosome

tek-suhs too-suhm vomiting while having explosive diarrhea.
"i got the texas twosome last night, i think it was the white castle i ate"
by explosionofawesome December 2, 2011
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